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A man wanted to get married

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does...
00:31 Tue 29th Nov 20112 answers, last by Old_Geezer 12:02 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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The Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily....
00:06 Tue 29th Nov 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 00:15 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Lifesavers. (Polo fruits)

The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour: And they did.......
12:12 Mon 28th Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:14 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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Disappearing man

A couple were having dinner in a good restaurant. Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few paces away, noticed that the man appeared to be slowly sliding down his chair and under the table....
11:54 Mon 28th Nov 20114 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:12 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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Shipwreck

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After...
00:43 Mon 28th Nov 20114 answers, last by missprim 11:48 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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e-bay

If you buy something on e-bay and when it arrives it's not suitable, can you return it?
21:56 Tue 22nd Nov 201126 answers, last by TheWinner 00:52 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Oops!

Joe goes to the doctors because he keeps getting these bad headaches The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. ' The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a...
18:01 Tue 22nd Nov 20115 answers, last by wolf63 18:05 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Funeral Cortege

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse...
10:47 Tue 22nd Nov 20114 answers, last by cupid04 15:31 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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News at Ten

Missed the beginning of News at Ten tonight, but at the end of the news Mark Austin apologised for a voiceover at the beginning of the programme that nobody was supposed to hear.Now I'm really curious...
23:01 Mon 21st Nov 20112 answers, last by missprim 23:07 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Night Nurse

A very tired night nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 12-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she...
17:06 Sun 20th Nov 20111 answer, last by coffeeboy 19:18 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Lucky or What !!!

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your...
22:55 Sat 19th Nov 20113 answers, last by gsr600 10:25 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Cradle snatching

Apologies if someone has already posted on this but in the 'showbiz' news at the moment is a story about Caroline Flack age 32yrs dating Harry Styles age 17yrs. I'm not asking for your comments on...
18:26 Sat 19th Nov 201139 answers, last by Teddy_boy 23:50 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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House rewire

Have asked in 'How it works' about how often a house should be rewired but I think I should have asked it on here. Anyone know the answer please?
17:28 Tue 15th Nov 20115 answers, last by missprim 23:41 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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House rewire

Does anyone know how often a house should be re-wired please?
17:06 Tue 15th Nov 20115 answers, last by submains 23:45 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Media Player

I have Windows Media Player on my computer then when I buy a cd I rip it into my library so I can then put the cd in my car but every single track has some kind of interference on it which is really...
00:26 Sun 06th Nov 20113 answers, last by dosset 15:15 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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Scottish Power

I expect this question has been asked before, but who is the Liverpool actor who does the voices of the kitchen appliances please?
22:47 Tue 25th Oct 20113 answers, last by marval 15:15 Wed 26th Oct 2011
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Last Night's Corrie

In Coronation St last night Carla asked Stella if Leanne and Peter had got away ok on their holidays. Did they take Simon with them and where did they go? The reason I am asking is because it doesn't...
09:54 Fri 14th Oct 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 22:28 Sun 16th Oct 2011
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One-click pharmacy

Anyone had any dealings with this online company? Not sure I should post this on here but perhaps you may advise me which section I should post it in. Ordered some goods, spent just under £100....
10:20 Tue 11th Oct 20113 answers, last by 237SJ 10:47 Tue 11th Oct 2011
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Halloween

I asked some questions over on Quizzes but wasn't able to get all the answers I need so am posting on here in the hope that some of you may know the answers. It's a halloween quiz. 1/Anyone scared of...
20:25 Wed 05th Oct 201110 answers, last by missprim 22:24 Wed 05th Oct 2011
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Halloween Quiz

I'm doing a Halloween Quiz, 50 questions, stuck on 6, any help appreciated, thanks in advance. 1/ What do pumpkins grow on? (5) 2/ Reject her, the noisy warning of death. (7) 3/ Who plays the Gate...
17:16 Wed 05th Oct 20119 answers, last by Steve.5 18:10 Wed 05th Oct 2011

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