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marval

Doll Secretary

A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work for the day. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his...
17:04 Fri 10th Feb 20123 answers, last by missprim 00:08 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Splyff

Cheese Sandwich

A man goes into a pub and there are two menus on the bar the First Says SANDWICHES - HAM £2.50 - CHEESE £2.00 The other menu says ORAL SEX £10 - HAND RELIEF £5. A beautiful...
18:19 Fri 10th Feb 20122 answers, last by micmak 00:09 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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starone

Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough,...
20:44 Fri 10th Feb 20125 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:02 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Groupie

Well i liked it.

Bob limps into A & E: "My dog just bit me!" "Did you put something on it?" asks the doctor. "No," says Bob, "he liked the taste as it was....
11:46 Thu 09th Feb 20124 answers, last by missprim 01:13 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

My Wife's Arse...

George was a bad loser. When he was cleaned out in a poker game for very high stakes, he slapped his hand on the table and got up to leave. As he walked past, he couldn't resist insulting Max...
13:05 Thu 09th Feb 20124 answers, last by missprim 01:11 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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starone

Shutting up

She: Darling do I please you in bed? He: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth. She: What trick? He: The one where you shut up and go to sleep....
06:12 Thu 09th Feb 20127 answers, last by missprim 01:06 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

Toms' Scrotum

Tom's scrotum The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,...
17:59 Thu 09th Feb 20123 answers, last by missprim 01:00 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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marval

Sex Frog with Complete Instructions

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only £20 each! Comes with 'complete'...
18:06 Thu 09th Feb 20127 answers, last by missprim 00:56 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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starone

Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
23:35 Thu 09th Feb 201210 answers, last by chaptazbru 17:02 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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missprim

Paper jammed

I put half a sheet of A4 in my printer and it has jammed. I've pressed the usual buttons that usually release a full sheet but it's not happening. I've lifted the lid but can't even see it. My printer...
15:20 Thu 09th Feb 20126 answers, last by headwreck 17:05 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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TWR

What?

Causes accidents. Is it, Lack of concentration? Lack of Experience? Lack of Judgement? Mobiles? Not expecting things to happen? Weather? The car you drive? Lack of sleep? Too much heat in the car? Or...
19:16 Wed 08th Feb 201223 answers, last by MantaRay 23:34 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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catcuddler2

Quilt or Duvet

Not really a question more or a poll.I have always said quilt when referring to the padded white thing that keeps you warm on your bed but I know it varies.So quilt or duvet? Also put if you are from...
11:49 Wed 08th Feb 201268 answers, last by Euphemia 15:27 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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starone

Changing your mind

Two friends have met and are talking - "I heard you were not well but you're looking very up-beat today" says the first lady. "I am" says the second lady "after both suffering...
20:39 Wed 08th Feb 20126 answers, last by The-Toff- 01:10 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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marval

Running in the Marathon

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God -...
22:19 Wed 08th Feb 20122 answers, last by missprim 00:42 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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DTCwordfan

The Cricket Bat and Ball.....

Imagine a "Man" in a home after an afternoon's fun with the Lady of the House"Q.... Young son comes home and is unceremoniously bundled into the cupboard. Then the "Man"...
22:35 Wed 08th Feb 20121 answer, last by missprim 23:59 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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missprim

A woman's poem

I was going to put this in the poem's section but don't know where it is or if we have one. He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his...
19:56 Wed 08th Feb 201214 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:52 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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missprim

A Woman's Poem/A Man's Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,...
14:59 Thu 26th Jan 20127 answers, last by owdhamer 23:50 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Infectious...

Found this in my Documents Folder, forgot I had it. Before deleting I thought I'd share. Its infectious but beauttiful. ENJOY. jem...
21:59 Wed 08th Feb 20127 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:34 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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missprim

Moral Test

Moral Test....Read to the end before making a judgment...Cheers This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally....
15:36 Wed 08th Feb 201227 answers, last by netibiza 19:16 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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B00

Protecting Our Children

Did anyone watch this last night? I watched it open mouthed, incredulous from beginning to end. Please tell me these kind of people (the parents I mean) are not becoming the norm for our future...
08:41 Tue 07th Feb 2012107 answers, last by ladybirder 14:19 Sun 12th Feb 2012

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