Illegal Immigrants Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to...
Sex In The Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...
just wanted to say i won't be back on AB. thanx to all of you who made me feel welcome. anyone who wants to get in touch can ask wonderwoman or whiskeysheri, they will pass on a message. posy xXx
Why oh why can't I lie in?? The second I am awake I just have to get out of bed,even when I am tired!! I have tried laying there,willing myself to have a longer sleep but I jusy wriggle and fidget so...
TMX Elmo is apparently going to be the 2006 Xmas toy. I know that it has just been released, however can not find it anywhere. Any ideas? All the internet sites I have looked at have sold out and I...
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I am in urgent need of a pair of men's trousers size 48" waist, short in the leg. Have scoured the Swansea area without success and need them in a hurry PLEASE HELP
Hi thinking of getting married in Las Vegas. me and future mrs mnko cant decide on england or ireland. so am thinking of going over their. Does anyone know of anyone that has got married over there?....
hope everyone is well. haven't been on for a few days, now back with a new name (bit too embarrassed to come back as who i was). have i missed anything good? xXx
I have got an (embarassing to me) blackness under my eyes. I don't have bags, though! :o) Is there a miracle cream or lotion to get rid of this? I get about 6-7 hours sleep a night, so I don't think...