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Con Email

My girlfriend recived this email today in response to an add for a new flatmate she has on the net i have told her not to reply as it looks like a con (see bellow) Hello, Thanks for your email,i...

ivanerection

Penis problem.

are you allowed to say penis on this site?

AB ED!TOR

success

Success is the ability to go from one crazy name to another with no loss of enthusiasm

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FAO AB Editor

Dear AB Ed I am sure it comes with no surprise that many people on this site have had enough of what occurs on here, which is ruining this site. The things that we would like to bring to your...

AB ED!TOR

crazy namnes and p!sstaking on AB

its getting beyond a fo00kin joke

ivanerection

Info Bank Wed 14/05/08 18:29 To noknowlage. We scotts are not all theves....Hope you think about retracting that statement ... you seem to imply that alot of scots ARE thieves i was having a joke but...

Tetsuba

Summer Plans

What are your plans for the summer?

pastafreak

Stupid....or what????

A local couple are in hospital - he with burns over 43% of his body. The reason???-Their BBQ blew up....................they poured model car fluid on it!!!! dohhh!!!

frodsham

braindead

Are any other people like me and hate the way we in the UK have adopted the american way of speaking. I mean I had never heard the phrase I "snuck" up on someone or that "snuck" in" Whatever happened...

osprey88

What does B.C.E. mean?

In relation to historical dates, you have A.D.(anno domini), and B.C.(before Christ). Lately, I've noticed it's more commonly written as B.C.E. , so what's the E stand for, and why the change? Thanks...

detective

Hollywood

In which famous Hollywood film is the person who headed the credits a murder victim who nonetheless acts as the film's narrator?

Mani Hussain

Atheist Joke

An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees ! What a powerful river ! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he...

leyenda

hello

I just wanted to say hello as i havent posted much on here before . How are you ? You all seem a spiffing little group of people and so friendly too. D T H ?

shaking

death

I aren't frightened of death itself but am frightened of actually dying. Don't want to be morbid but would like to hear your views please.

whiffey

Can anybody tell me how Rangers got on ?

We have had a catastrophic power failure down here, and as I left it, it was Rangers 0 Man Utd 1. Has there been any progress from this point? It would be awful if Rangers lost.

foxlair

U.K.Towns

Q1 Give it here! Home of the troglodites Q2 Where a simian could either get hung or elected Q3 Tasty snack invented to save time Q4 Home of the young male tractor drivers. Thanks for any help have sat...

claymore

Its your funeral

When someone dies are their relatives compelled by law to go through the death industry ritual .....undertakers, elaborate casket, service, hearses,cemetery plot, flowers, tombstone or cremation ,all...

legend758

has donnakebab gone and done it ???

Just recieved news from blackpool. Said news is that LEGEND DIES IN BLACKPOOL. After recent spats between him and donna(im adramaqueen )kebab fears were raised for his safety , especially after tales...

LeggyNoMates

Stand Up

Im off now for good, ive come to do what I wanted. But dont forget what this place once was and the Legend758 is a bully, pure and simple. Dont be scared to say what you feel, its people like him and...

Jillius

You tube film of a little girl killed by her mum's boyfriend

A while back someone put a link on of a beautiful little girl. It showed a film of her short life before being killed by her mums boyfriend. Over the rainbow was the background music. It was so sad,...

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