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puss_boots

Rambo

I have just watched the recent Rambo film it was very good but in this film there are many disturbing scenes, there are rapes, throats cut, bodies blown up into many pieces loads of guns, knives etc....
23:59 Mon 17th Mar 20084 answers, last by 4getmenot 08:37 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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cazzz1975

My son scared the bejesus out of me

this evening he was doing sums with some number blocks, he is 8 and has autism and is a bit of a number obsessive, I dont mind helping him find numbers but when I read the sum it was 987 x 987 =...
22:00 Mon 17th Mar 200822 answers, last by neo. 09:06 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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i.am.legend

nytol 17th march

Off to bed with. Well off to bed . sleep tight gimps catch you alll manana banana im jason bourne goodnight x
21:52 Mon 17th Mar 20086 answers, last by i.am.legend 09:30 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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i.am.legend

as dulll as a date with ms hawkes

Im going to log offf. Been busy today , but when ive come on here its dead dull n boring . away to watch tv. D T H ?
21:50 Mon 17th Mar 20087 answers, last by i.am.legend 23:30 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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Kleiber

How much does it cost to build a house?

I've always wanted to have a house built to my own specifications. Does anyone out there have any idea what it would cost? I have the land, so that won't be a consideration (providing I can get...
21:32 Mon 17th Mar 20088 answers, last by miapaco 09:52 Tue 06th May 2008
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i.am.legend

crack?

Watching crimewatch now. cant believe it . .............. . ........ i thought aberdeen was full of sheep beasting weirdos and perverts. but apparently aberdeen has 10 times as much CRACK as anywhere...
21:07 Mon 17th Mar 200813 answers, last by i.am.legend 09:44 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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monkeyeyes

Accidently drunk.............

Gosh, I was a good boy earlier today............ Carried out several long out-standing DIY thingies............and then went to the pub.......... and found out that during my absence............. 1....
20:26 Mon 17th Mar 20087 answers, last by SRH 21:06 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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funkymoped

BIG BOOBS, little boobs, or Moobs !!! :-)

whats your prefenance ? this Qis also for the ladies, i added the Moobs for equality ! :-)
20:41 Mon 17th Mar 200836 answers, last by tiggerblue10 21:44 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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logic

wheres LEGO

Wheres leggy today,seem's a bit odd without him,
19:40 Mon 17th Mar 20086 answers, last by i.am.legend 20:55 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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montydog

****** offences

is parking on broken double yellow lines in an unadopted road illegal
21:56 Sun 16th Mar 20083 answers, last by monkeyeyes 11:13 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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Tizzi247

happy st pat's day

Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to...
10:43 Mon 17th Mar 20081 answer, last by monkeyeyes 11:11 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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captains log

Well

Legend can I for one day please take over your word for the day. Cheers. Knobbys word for today is COWARD. Now that conjures up to me names like elvis,dabees,whiffy,monkeysh1t,newssh1t, sir prix, The...
10:16 Sun 16th Mar 200832 answers, last by ruby27 12:09 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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captains log

Watch owt.

Theres a whiffey aboot. Beware you have been warned.
11:30 Sun 16th Mar 20086 answers, last by funnytroll 12:02 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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captains log

Ohmygod

Im being stalked by trolls. Is there any cure for this cant we just put them out their misery humanly by euthanasias. I need input help.
11:02 Sun 16th Mar 200811 answers, last by captains log 11:38 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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captains log

Hee Hee.

Hook line and trolled. Got a couple leg you want me to toy with them for a while then you can take over the rod.
10:49 Sun 16th Mar 200816 answers, last by whiffey 11:45 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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matty2670

substitute

who sang the 70's pop song substitute? It was a band with a woman singing. Thanks!
10:13 Sun 16th Mar 20086 answers, last by B00 16:34 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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i.am.legend

gotta go

Offff to the shop. Busy day today. As you no doubt know im offf to inflict pain on some smalll animals , help evict an old lady from her house and send a few local kids to the workhouse. Oh and send...
08:55 Sun 16th Mar 20082 answers, last by monkeyeyes 09:50 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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captains log

Cowards of the year.

Well this award goes to elvis and of course dabees will have to share the honour as well. Two first class pr1cks. My condolences go out to both of you, You are a pair of first class losers. So accept...
04:35 Sun 16th Mar 200812 answers, last by monkeyeyes 09:49 Sun 16th Mar 2008
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unrulyjulie

childhood crushes.

this is mainly a pic for helliebobs but any ladies who share my excellent taste , feel free to drool over this picture! This guy was one of my childhood crushes and i look now and think, damn i had...
14:01 Wed 12th Mar 200878 answers, last by unrulyjulie 20:34 Wed 12th Mar 2008
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4GS

Green shield stamps

Was listening to the radio this morning and was reminded of these, basically you needed to smoke about 3 million ciggies to claim some lame gift like a whisky glass. Anyone else remember these?
12:47 Wed 12th Mar 200822 answers, last by unrulyjulie 13:54 Wed 12th Mar 2008

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