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A Fishing Tale.

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond on a private estate. All of a sudden, the Game Keeper jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started...
05:16 Thu 05th May 2011
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Good Morning One And All.

Cmon, let's be having you then, new day new challenges to face. I have a whole day of hedge cutting to do so, should I make a start before everyone down the lane is up or should I be nice and let them...
04:47 Thu 05th May 201147 answers, last by Starlady501 08:40 Thu 05th May 2011
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Good Morning Refreshers.

♪Happy Birthday to me♪. ttfn has obviously forgot so I will wrap my own prezzie then. You won't have noticed but there is a frost this morning so if like me you have young plants out oops, Been...
03:14 Wed 04th May 201131 answers, last by Cowtipper 23:49 Thu 05th May 2011
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Heating Engineers.

I have recently had our old oil fired heating system upgraded, following two site visits prior to work comencing I agreed to their estimate and even allowed them to bring the job forward two weeks to...
21:41 Tue 03rd May 2011
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Moonie vs TTFN

Moonie had just finished reading the book 'Man of the House.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his TTFN, pointing a finger in her face, he said, 'From now on I want you to know...
09:12 Tue 03rd May 20114 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:58 Sat 14th May 2011
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Good Morning.

Rise and shine, up and at em, It's time to go back to work all of you that have had a long weekend off. I am off to my pit, one more nightshift then off for two weeks and back to a new list of jobs....
04:02 Tue 03rd May 201153 answers, last by Bobbisox 08:42 Tue 03rd May 2011
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Morning All

First one up again then, Very busy day ahead at work so have a good day whatever you are doing today.
05:00 Sat 30th Apr 20117 answers, last by lady-janine 07:24 Sat 30th Apr 2011
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Good Morning ABers & Refreshers

First on parade this morning, Welshy must be having a lay in. It's the start of a five shifter for me today so up and raring to go. To all you women intending to sit in front of your tv's watching...
03:00 Fri 29th Apr 201134 answers, last by boxtops 07:25 Fri 29th Apr 2011
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Wedding?

Would I be right in assuming there is some sort of wedding happening tomorrow between some rich kid up the smoke and some posh totty? Only I am picking up some vibes when I turn the tv on. If so I...
07:37 Thu 28th Apr 201130 answers, last by Dagman 13:18 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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Chris Rea.

Did anyone hear the new track from Chris Rea's new album on Ken Bruce on radio 2 this morning? It is his first new album for ten years and he sounds as good as ever. MarkRae will love this....
15:46 Mon 25th Apr 201122 answers, last by supersuezy24 17:43 Mon 25th Apr 2011
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What?

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
00:10 Mon 25th Apr 20119 answers, last by Starbuckone 07:50 Mon 25th Apr 2011
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Good Morning All

Another hot one in store for some of us. I will soon be off to my pit for a few hours kip then going to a pub by our local canal for lunch before my lastt night shift tonight, I hope you all have a...
03:43 Sun 24th Apr 20118 answers, last by horseshoes 06:05 Sun 24th Apr 2011
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Hot Weather.

Who is fed-up with all this hot sunny weather day after day in the south? Don't you wish it would rain for a change?
22:48 Sat 23rd Apr 201122 answers, last by ladybirder 23:37 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Observations:

Why do moths fly toward bright lights? Why do our fingers wrinkle when in the bath? Why do pidgeons bob their heads when they walk? Why do Swedish doors open outwards? Why do Flamingoes like to stand...
00:38 Sat 23rd Apr 201122 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:14 Tue 26th Apr 2011
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Happy St Georges day.

And many more of them.
00:28 Sat 23rd Apr 201120 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 12:00 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Moonie is lurking tonight

I have my eye on you.
17:12 Fri 22nd Apr 20116 answers, last by moonraker558 18:42 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Just can't get the staff.

Plumbers are trying to up our bill by £600 yesterday, I dont think so, and builders merchants turn up today with some ballast and paving slabs which are the wrong size and one of them was...
12:47 Thu 21st Apr 20113 answers, last by sallabananas 12:56 Thu 21st Apr 2011
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Regulars!

There seems to be a lot of evening regulars that are not any more if you get my drift, where have they all gone?
20:06 Sun 17th Apr 201154 answers, last by MOZELY 01:30 Mon 18th Apr 2011
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Good Morning ABers & Refreshers

Up early this morning to catch up on some video editing before the Grand Prix practice sessions start at 7. I hope you are all well and looking forward to the weekend ahead. My jobs are still ongoing,...
03:40 Sat 16th Apr 201125 answers, last by moonraker558 17:45 Sun 17th Apr 2011
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Asbo's

Now ttfn has had her tag removed and has done her community service, do you think it is too soon to ask her to join me tonight in some slow soothing video sax, or should I buy her a drink first, take...
11:41 Wed 13th Apr 201171 answers, last by ttfn 11:09 Thu 14th Apr 2011

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