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Night everyone

kisses ttfn
19:58 Tue 12th Apr 20116 answers, last by ttfn 20:01 Tue 12th Apr 2011
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Dorset Girls

There was an old bird from Dorset, who had trouble taking off her corset, but old moony managed ok, to undo it stay by stay, until everything spilled out on the carpet.
15:25 Mon 11th Apr 20115 answers, last by heathfield 17:11 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Good Morning All.

It's the start of a new week here on the Saga's & Refreshers thread, I am not back to work until Wednesday so a bit more gardening for me. I could do with ttfn here to gently caress my sweet peas,...
04:39 Mon 11th Apr 201142 answers, last by moonraker558 13:09 Mon 11th Apr 2011
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Zzzzzzzzz

Quiet on here tonight , where is everyone?
23:15 Thu 07th Apr 201139 answers, last by Sir Alec 00:23 Fri 08th Apr 2011
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Morning All

Early start for me today, got a visit by a plumber today, and he only told us last night he was coming so gotta get things sorted, and that involves clearing out my computer room so he can get to...
04:18 Wed 06th Apr 201123 answers, last by mccfluff 09:04 Wed 06th Apr 2011
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TTFN & Moonie

TTFN & Moonie had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when Moonie said to TTFN, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."...
05:54 Sun 03rd Apr 20115 answers, last by askyourgran 21:27 Wed 06th Apr 2011
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Morning all Saga's & Refreshers

First again, you lot must really try harder just because it is Sunday it doesn't mean you can lie there all day, cmon get a grip. What are you all doing today? I will be finishing off in the garden...
04:45 Sun 03rd Apr 201142 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:31 Sun 03rd Apr 2011
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Morning all Saga's & Refreshers

Up and at em, It's the weekend so no lying in bed there is chores to be done. There is here anyhow. lol
05:18 Sat 02nd Apr 201128 answers, last by supersuezy24 09:37 Sat 02nd Apr 2011
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Good Morning All

It looks like I am first on today, with the promise of nice weather in store I shall be pottering in the garden, have a nice day ya all.
04:44 Fri 01st Apr 201137 answers, last by tiggerblue10 07:37 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Good Morning One & All

Soon be time to go home and get stuck in to my new to-do list on my days off. Albs, As you can see i survived the night shift without your help (cheers m8) and it would appear that due to my charm, I...
03:22 Wed 30th Mar 201133 answers, last by funnygirl 08:45 Wed 30th Mar 2011
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Who grows sweet peas?

Are they easy to grow?
01:51 Wed 30th Mar 201114 answers, last by mrs_overall 12:08 Wed 30th Mar 2011
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Bookworm

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and...
20:37 Tue 29th Mar 201111 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:02 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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Them Old ABers

TTFN & Mamy streaked past two old men "What was that?" said one old man to the other, "Beats me", the other said "but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing."...
19:36 Tue 29th Mar 20115 answers, last by albaqwerty 19:47 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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Headache?

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked & was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I’ve a headache!” “Perfect,” her husband said. “I was...
18:43 Tue 29th Mar 20112 answers, last by moonraker558 18:45 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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Good Morning All Refreshers & SAGA Members

It has been a long night on here, what with TTFN and not to mention Mamya, what she and Triggerhippy were getting up to is nothing short of an open air orgy, with blatant ear nibbling and smoochy...
03:07 Tue 29th Mar 201158 answers, last by redman41 08:43 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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Shhhhhhhh!

Just checking if it is safe to come on here tonight as I have two AB ladies after me for some reason, it's not as if I have done anything to them to warrant this attention, so I will just try and keep...
21:15 Mon 28th Mar 201152 answers, last by anneasquith 22:50 Mon 28th Mar 2011
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Little Johnny

One day Little Johnny ran into the bathroom while his mother was just getting out of the shower. “Mommy, where’s your little willy?” “Well, Johnny, only boys have willies....
19:45 Sun 27th Mar 20112 answers, last by boxtops 23:04 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Pitch TV warning

About 2 years ago I purchased some items from Pitch TV, I have now received a bill from my card company for £99.95 for a purchase made on the 1st March this year. After looking in to this I came...
19:34 Sun 27th Mar 20119 answers, last by mccfluff 09:06 Mon 28th Mar 2011
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Five Englishmen

boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the...
18:42 Sun 27th Mar 2011

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