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3 AB ladies pt3

TTFN, Bobbisox, were sitting in Alba’s kitchen reminiscing about old times. TTFN recalls shopping at the greengrocers and demonstrates with her hands the length and girth of a cucumber she could...
21:32 Sun 20th Mar 20113 answers, last by ttfn 23:08 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Bless Them.

Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the end cut off, pulled it over her cigarette, and...
20:51 Sun 20th Mar 20114 answers, last by ttfn 21:29 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Good Morning.

Good Morning to all early morning SAGA members, May all of your aches and pains be little ones. Welshyorky, all my very best wishes to you and your OH. I will be shortly getting ready to finish work...
04:29 Sun 20th Mar 201124 answers, last by Arksided 13:59 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Three AB ladies pt2

Three AB ladies named BOBBISOX, TTFN, and ALBA were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right...
04:11 Sun 20th Mar 201112 answers, last by ttfn 20:50 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Extended lifespan

If you were given the option to live another 100 yrs beyond your "departure" time would you accept and what inventions would like to see, and what events would like to witness?
02:14 Sun 20th Mar 201119 answers, last by woofgang 10:39 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Old Lady

An old lady is wheeling her wheelchair up and down the halls of her nursing home, making sounds like she is driving a car. As she rounds one corner, an old man jumps out of his room and says...
22:51 Sat 19th Mar 20112 answers, last by NazNomad 22:54 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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How far can you think back?

I was lost in my thoughts today, and memories of my childhood came to mind, I can go back to when I was about 4. How far can you go back?
21:13 Sat 19th Mar 201135 answers, last by karenmac60 22:50 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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HID Headlights!

Just been thinking of upgrading my 407 with these lights, but I see they are very expensive to replace if one blows, does the extra brightness warrant the cost? Up to now I have hated these lights on...
20:37 Sat 19th Mar 201111 answers, last by AlBags 21:27 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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Morning all early morning refreshers

The first of my nights will soon be over so I just thought I would say hi before I knock off at 6.
04:57 Sat 19th Mar 201121 answers, last by Bobbisox 08:45 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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The Pope

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U - N - T that means...
22:23 Fri 18th Mar 20111 answer, last by lady-janine 23:18 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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A lonely woman

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:- HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON...
05:15 Thu 17th Mar 20116 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:54 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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Morning al Saga's and Refreshers

Just a quick one this morning as I am at work for three hours then off to hospital for an xray. Might catch up tomorrow. Hope your eye is getting better Alba.
05:10 Thu 17th Mar 20114 answers, last by lady-janine 08:44 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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ALBA

goes to the doctor and says, "I'm afraid I can’t stop passing wind. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve...
07:06 Tue 15th Mar 20114 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:12 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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A Wiltshire Farmer,

There was a Wiltshire farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house on a hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire." Hey kid!" the farmer...
06:47 Tue 15th Mar 20115 answers, last by NazNomad 18:16 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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Good Morning All .

Looks like everyone is having a lay in this morning, where are you all? I thought SAGA people didn't need so much sleep.
05:36 Tue 15th Mar 201121 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:28 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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Bad eyes.

A couple of oap’s are under a tree at the back of the retirement home making out. After a while, the old girl says, "I wish you had a torch." He says, "Why's that?" She says,...
15:23 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Another ABer

Old Bernie shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly,...
06:06 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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3 old men

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to...
05:55 Mon 14th Mar 20112 answers, last by Arksided 07:26 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Ectasy

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently,Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ectasy just above their front teeth....
07:32 Wed 09th Mar 20113 answers, last by The-Toff- 20:17 Wed 09th Mar 2011
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3 of our ABers

Three old lady ABers are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. when TTFN says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I...
07:08 Wed 09th Mar 201118 answers, last by lady-janine 10:00 Thu 10th Mar 2011

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