scary how true it is!! IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled....
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated Him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in...
Tonight we are having a few people round so I'm doing Chicken tikka, and some onion bhajis to start, served with a lemony mint and yoghurt sauce, and salad garnish, then a lamb bhuna, a beef Madras,...
On the news this morning was a report about poor standards of care for elderly people in hospital and how some patients were dehydrated and under-nourished due to the food and water either being out...
our resident woodpecker normally comes into our garden just once a day! All this week, he has taken to our fatballs, and today he has been in here 7 times so far, so maybe he is feeding his babies?...
and no, this is not has she been banned or the rest of that crap because I know she is really busy at the moment with work, second job, and studying, but she normally pops in to say hi now and again?
What do you think of Jane McDonald's narration? It really grates on me. Totally sounds like she's reading it all the time. Not the right person for this job
'being drunk as f**k and annoying sober people. 'going out for a quiet one'and returning home with no pants and a new cat? and propossing to misus doesnt count'''' 'put a couple of hamburgers under...
A blonde was driving home after after doing some shopping and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair garage The garage owner saw...
I have just purchased a new washing machine (7kg max load). Does anybody know of a website which gives a rough guide as to how many items of clothing / towels etc constitute a load? I have done a...
Just read that a baby gorilla has been killed at London Zoo by a male adult silverback. Poor little thing. I know that it could be 'good' for species to be bred and protected but it makes you wonder...
