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Your Ultimate Dance Hit

if there's one hit song that will always make you want to get up and dance, what is it?

If You Were Going To A Celebrity Chefs Restaurant....

Which one would you chose and why? I think I would go for Rick Stein because a) I love seafood and b) Cornwall is lovely....

wlaforme

The Lung

Is anybody out there afraid or scared of their lungs? Im just wonderin if anybody has ever thought of that.

MustangLady

Pigeons.... What Can I Use To Deter Them From Sitting On Windowsills?

I recently moved to a first floor maisonette. I find it really annoying as I continually get pigeons resting on my window ledges directly outside my bedroom window. They are noisy little buggers...

abstibus

Heartless And Cruel

A friend out walking her dog last week came across a box at the side of a country road. She thought it was moving. When she eventually plucked up the courage to open it, she found six very young...

Ann

Anyone else think Corrie is getting ridiculous? Stupid storylines tonight - The tortoise, Eric, Gloria gold digger and funerals, Full Monty charity - I can't laugh at any of them they are so silly and...

nungate

Just Had To Post This!

Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did

mrs.chappie

Bodybag In Corrie...

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Ronnie10

Most Of Us Like To Think Of Ourselves Are Fairly Flexibile

but what is the one thing in life that your refuse to compromise on?

mrs_overall

What Is In Your Car Boot Right Now?

Following on from Gness's startling list of items, I had a mental check of things in my boot which are: 1. An accordian (don't ask) 2. Spare oil and water 3. A hospital sick bowl 4. A pair of...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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Jemisa

Watch Repair...

A man walks into a shop to have his watch repaired. As he reaches the counter, he notices the sales assistant is a stunning blonde . Immediately the man un-zips his fly and places his penis on the...

Jemisa

Breastfeeding...

BREASTFEEDING This man was on a bus, minding his own business, when the attractive woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or...

doctordb

Shameless - Last Night's T.v.

For years now friends and people have been saying to me 'you don't watch shameless? what? it's brilliant. you've got to watch it.' So last night i did. the first episode of the new series. What a load...

mrs.chappie

A Funny Thread....

Came across this very old thread earlier and it made me laugh out loud. Have any other AB threads made you laugh out loud? Any chance of a link please?...

cupid04

Emmerdale.

Emmerdale was very moving tonight with Edna. Great actress.

Jeza

Aldi.....

Left the house today, it was freezing. Went to Aldi, it was colder in the shop than it was outside. At the checkout I said to the assistant " I don't know how you work here in this cold" She said, "I...

sandyRoe

Pippa Middleton To Write Cookery Column...

Will there be an upsurge in demand for foie gras and caviar in the same way that Delia Smiths television programmes pushed up the sale of some foods?...

Georgiesmum

Aylesbury Prison Programme Tonight.

Did anyone else watch the Aylesbury prison programme tonight? What did you make of it?Are we too soft with them all?Some of these prisoners are seriously screwed up.

marval

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A lady was in the stirrups at her gynaecologist’s office having her annual check-up, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her. "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big...

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