By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have...
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn"t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. I had a knock at my door earlier, it...
Last night he saw sense and went to hospital. When I was finally able to visit him today he went for a CT scan,having had an X ray before that revealed swollen gut and the scan was to see if there was...
I've posted about this problem before and tried all of the helpful advice given, but alas nothing has worked and next door's bloody vermin is still crapping on my gravel drive. I know its petty, but...
I`ve just been asked to do a 70th birthday cake for a friend`s sister. The theme of the party is Elvis.
So...... what would you put on an Elvis cake?...
My virginity was taken against my will at a young age. Though now I'm engaged to a wonderful man and we are sexually active. Since I never got the opportunity to share that moment of "losing...
Just watched this, I found it so funny, only discovered thid programme recently. I hope they repeat it again, but probably not as this series was a mistake. (I know it should be in Media) but this is...
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Billy Connely went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date...
Morning peeps. On 19th April I had a temporary filling and paid £48. Yesterday (exactly 8 weeks since it was done) it fell out. I'm seeing the dentist this afternoon - will I have to pay again,...
I have just come back from my local car wash, had a mini valet on my run-around car a Peugeot 307 Diesel £12.50p they did the mini valet and no one asked for the money so I just got back in the...
had a beauty treatment and what did you think of the experience ?? Ive just got back from using up birthday vouchers from Feb for a full facial experience and scalp massage and I feel on top of the...
I seriously thought that the flame was being run right around the country, not put in a car/transported between running points. Am I just thick. I think the whole thing is a complete farce now!!
Somebody has bought something from me on eBay, but they've said they bought it by mistake and would like me cancel the sale. I find eBay just about the most confusing website there is so I have no...
...to have a laugh on here? My jocular answer to the thread subscribed hereunder was zapped within seconds, as were all further references to it. The only explanation can be that the duty ed/mod is...
