Famous Gemini's include Colonel Gadaffi, Robert Maxwell, Henry Kissinger and Jeffrey Dahmer (serial killer & cannibal). You wouldn't trust any of them as far as you could throw them. Gemini is the...
I went to a brilliant one this afternoon. I bought trousers from Laura Ashley & Per Una, a Per Una jacket, a brand new leather bag (with the price £49.99 still on it) and two tops, for the total sum...
Famous Taureans include Queen Elizabeth II, William Shakespeare, George Clooney and Penelope Cruz. This is truly the sign of the talented and beautiful people of the world. Many Taureans are kind,...
Famous Aries include Adolph Hitler, Hugh Heffner, Lady Gaga and Victoria Beckham, all of whom are renowned for being barking mad. Aries can be bossy,opinionated, and like to think they are in control....
In one of the news threads a couple of you have said you want to go on the organ donor register but have not yet done so. It takes two minutes to register on line. Do something amazing and sign up...
By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
1. AB terrorists - The Tilly-Ban
2. An East Yorkshire DSS Investigator - Humber-snoop
3. A team of doctors in aeroplanes - A Sqadron
Can you think of any more?...
Today Youngest Junior O (12) has gone on his 4th multi cultural visit to a mosque and a sikh temple. They have their lunch boxes checked to make sure there is nothing in it (i.e. a ham sarnie) that...
Ladies, please print this questionnaire, complete it IN TRIPLICATE and submit by email to [email protected] with full length photo 1. Vital statistics 2. Bra size 3. Preferred choice of...
This week the ashes of a young neighbour of mine were finally dispersed. She was 25 and had saved loads of lives in Afghanistan and Iraq as an army medic only to die so young from cancer. Her ashes...
After my O level English language exam, we were all talking about the exam and comparing answers. Part of the exam was an essay and we had to take our essay title from half a dozen single dramatic...
One night last week my daughter was very ill and had to go to bed just as she was about to start on her A level English homework. To help her (and thinking I was a clever clogs), I did the homework...
Having overplucked eyebrows, I foolishly agreed to let my daughter dye mine. I didn't realise she was using black dye and now I look as if I have two fat slugs above my eyes....
Yesterday I had a spare half hour so for the first time in years I went for a mooch around the local museum. It was priceless. Nothing is in any sort of order so there was a cabinet of carved jet next...
My 93 year old aunt was sent home from hospital earlier this week. She has advanced cancer and it is only a matter of time. A care package was hastily cobbled together. On Friday a carer came to make...