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I suggest Sunny-Dave reclining naked across a moped as Mr January. Any more ideas?
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Mine would be Snow White and the Seven Crafts
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It was Christmas Eve folks, In the drunk tank. Sorry, that should have said And then the Mods sang a song In voices in poor nick We all plugged our ears And tried not to be sick. The AbEd has a gnome...
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it is that time of year again when I urge anyone who is not an organ donor to sign up. It takes 2 minutes online. Thank you....
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Does anyone else's home town turn into the Wild West tonight? We call it Black Eyed Friday as all the builders and associated trades finish work early and head for the pub. Some of the fights are...
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Re the Pancoast tumour situation. The man in question had an xray and when he went to the doctor's surgery yesterday the receptionist told him it was clear and he had nothing to worry about. (I wonder...
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The postie has been and delivered 9 Christmas cards. None of the envelopes have been franked which means I have 9 first class stamps for free. Every little helps lol
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I was at a local auction this morning and most of the lots seemed to be medical equipment. Remember the retired GP who died earlier this year, initials AC? I have never seen so much equipment outside...
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Hi your Sqadness. Can I give you a set of symptoms for your opinion please? Male, 50, alcoholic, chain smoker of roll-ups, long standing femoral occlusion, develops a hacking cough 3 months ago, loses...
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I hope everyone is well. Had a bit of a turbulent fortnight but I have a spare hour to myself so here I am with a cuppa hoping to catch up on the gossip
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I heard on the radio that two police forces are encouraging people to report their family and friends who drink drive. There is a Crimestoppers reward of £1,000 for each person who is convicted....
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I went to a quiz on Sunday night and a good 50% of the answers were wrong. For example, the author of Gullivers Travels was Jonathan Swift and the answer they gave was Andrew Black (whoever he is)....
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I sold an item last weekend, sent the invoice and the buyer paid immediately. I then noticed that the name and address on the Ebay account were totally different to the name and address on the Paypal...
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Evening all. Can someone please explain the difference between recycling and upcycling? I've heard of upcycling on several tv programmes. If you tart up an old sideboard it is still an old sideboard...
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When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence. Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one....
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Did you know that in the original French version of Cinderella, the glass slippers were actually made from squirrel fur?
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Gentleman of a certain age seeks female Daily Mail reader. Must have own highlighter pen. Male, Mafioso lookalike with own hair and some teeth, seeks lady who enjoys outings on a moped. Slightly...
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I once went on a date and met the guy in a bar he suggested. I asked for a cider and he came back from the bar with...2 coffees. He then proceeded to lecture me on the evils of drink. He had a small...
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His real name is Markos Raepanopoulous, I think he his taking orders for baklava and shots of ouzo right now
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We have a large chest freezer in the shed and it must be over a year since it was sorted. Apart from several stone of mackerel, I have no idea what else is lurking in there. My options are to don some...

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