If you are a member of Costa Bingo, they have held a baking recipe competition. One of my recipes (Chocolate & Orange Whoopie cakes) has been selected as one of the ten finalists. The winner is...
If you feel a bit off colour Or are feeling really ill, There's a very simple answer, Just take one little pill. It's the answer to all ailments You'll be as fit as a fiddle And it doesn't cost the...
One of my friends was telling me last night that back in the day, his firm sponsored JS a very large sum for one of the marathons he was running. My friend was then a lowly employee and was told he...
A friend has told me that someone I know has died, but my friend can't remember who it is. She said a FB page has been set up in tribute. This might sound ridiculous, but is there any way I can find a...
When Mr and Mrs Girl produced a daughter, they consulted a book of old Celtic names and eventually decided to call her Dive. She suffered years of torment at school as the correct pronunciation of her...
When Miss Buck and Mr One met, they were both itinerant costa-mongers who travelled the length and breadth of the country selling coffee. After a brief courtship they married, and nine months later...
I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.
We had a 2 storey extension built last year. The building inspector only came once, to inspect the foundations. Should we have been issued with a certificate once the work was completed? (I can't ask...
Sibton was born in a quiet corner of Ireland to parents of mixed race. Her mother was an itinerant peat cutter and her father was a Leprachaun. At the time of her birth her father was away from home...
A rather gullible friend of mine decided to learn to play the accordian. She had a lesson from a male teacher who spent his time continually telling her to open her legs wider. My first thought was...
(Report obtained from A&E, Answerbank Under the Wold General Infirmary) 23rd June - arrived at A&E after being found unconscious in a ditch, almost naked from the waist down. Clothing examined...
On Sunday morning I saw the landlady of a local pub park her car outside the pub. In the back of the car was a manky old duvet on which was resting a large hairy dog....and several trays of cooked...
When Miss Crossword and Mr Fan married, they decided their offspring would have a double barrelled name. They were both construction workers and Miss Crossword had won "Bricklayer of the...
A friend is in court next Tuesday for drink driving (just over the limit) and is pleading guilty. I was asking him which solicitor he is using (he's not) and to cut a long story short he has asked me...
I took youngest Junior O to Carphone Warehouse for a new phone last month. A problem has developed with the software and we took the phone back yesterday. They said that as we have had it more than 28...