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If you are a member of Costa Bingo, they have held a baking recipe competition. One of my recipes (Chocolate & Orange Whoopie cakes) has been selected as one of the ten finalists. The winner is...
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A prize of a Whitby kipper to anyone who spots her
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Is it acceptable practice to phone a surgeons secretary to ask about the date of a forthcoming operation?
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If you feel a bit off colour Or are feeling really ill, There's a very simple answer, Just take one little pill. It's the answer to all ailments You'll be as fit as a fiddle And it doesn't cost the...
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One of my friends was telling me last night that back in the day, his firm sponsored JS a very large sum for one of the marathons he was running. My friend was then a lowly employee and was told he...
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A friend has told me that someone I know has died, but my friend can't remember who it is. She said a FB page has been set up in tribute. This might sound ridiculous, but is there any way I can find a...
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When Mr and Mrs Girl produced a daughter, they consulted a book of old Celtic names and eventually decided to call her Dive. She suffered years of torment at school as the correct pronunciation of her...
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When Miss Buck and Mr One met, they were both itinerant costa-mongers who travelled the length and breadth of the country selling coffee. After a brief courtship they married, and nine months later...
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There are several posts each day addressed to him and perhaps the old goat, sorry, esteemed gentleman, should have his own section?
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I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.
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We had a 2 storey extension built last year. The building inspector only came once, to inspect the foundations. Should we have been issued with a certificate once the work was completed? (I can't ask...
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Sibton was born in a quiet corner of Ireland to parents of mixed race. Her mother was an itinerant peat cutter and her father was a Leprachaun. At the time of her birth her father was away from home...
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A rather gullible friend of mine decided to learn to play the accordian. She had a lesson from a male teacher who spent his time continually telling her to open her legs wider. My first thought was...
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On Come Dine With Me that's on now, one of the guests is dressed as me! A very poor imitation if I may say
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(Report obtained from A&E, Answerbank Under the Wold General Infirmary) 23rd June - arrived at A&E after being found unconscious in a ditch, almost naked from the waist down. Clothing examined...
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On Sunday morning I saw the landlady of a local pub park her car outside the pub. In the back of the car was a manky old duvet on which was resting a large hairy dog....and several trays of cooked...
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I am relishing the peace and quiet and NOT missing the frequent requests of "Mum, can I have a fiver?"
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When Miss Crossword and Mr Fan married, they decided their offspring would have a double barrelled name. They were both construction workers and Miss Crossword had won "Bricklayer of the...
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A friend is in court next Tuesday for drink driving (just over the limit) and is pleading guilty. I was asking him which solicitor he is using (he's not) and to cut a long story short he has asked me...
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I took youngest Junior O to Carphone Warehouse for a new phone last month. A problem has developed with the software and we took the phone back yesterday. They said that as we have had it more than 28...

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