When you are in the shower and feel a huge yawn coming on, even though no one else is present you may automatically put your hand over your mouth. This is not a good idea if you are clutching a bottle...
I'm going to a vintage fair this morning and this afternoon I plan to tackle the South Col of Mount Ironing. It is so tall I may need oxygen to reach the summit.
My daughter is on holiday in London with a friend and rang me this afternoon to say she was getting low on money, so I said I'd go to the Halifax and pay some cash into her account. I had no...
Just had a text from my daughter who is on holiday in London. They trailed to the Docklands Museum at Canary Wharf to find it is closed and has been taken over by the Germans. Ironic really, when one...
I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...
The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Muff,Ireland), the villagers gathered outside the new shop all winced at the sound of screeching metal. Tonyav was heading towards them,gamely...
The forthcoming 112th Answerbank Under the Wold Village Fete programme will be as follows: Security - Murraymints Lost Property - Lie in King Donkey Derby - Stokemaveric Bash the Rat - Tonyav Pick-a...
I pride myself on my culinary skills and this weekend I am hosting a dinner party for a fairly posh couple. (I know, I know, you are asking yourselves why a posh couple are socialising with me). I...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Toadsuck, Arkansas), the villagers in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were enjoying a quiet lunchtime drink, eagerly awaiting the afternoon...
I renewed my car insurance on line last night. A woman from the insurance company has just phoned to confirm certain details. Her: I need to ask you for your phone number Me: You have just rung it....
One of my neighbours works nights as a nurse and she left her hubby instructions to peg out the washing while she was asleep this morning. She's just got up, to find he has neatly pegged out a line...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Middelfart, Denmark), a fierce debate was underway in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as to the parentage of Mike1111. The villagers had been...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma), the streets were bustling with activity. With the River Cess dolphin (a.k.a. Divegirl) at home in bed ill with an...
Excelsior1 Productions is proud to present a charity music night in aid of The League of Unemployable Quiz Masters. This event will take place this Friday in the village hall. The music will be...