In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Pearl Harbour, Hawaii) the villagers gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were in a good mood. The newly formed Book Reading Group were...
This afternoon my daughter announced she had become a vegetarian. She has just asked what is for tea and I told her I am making chicken fajitas. She has now decided she is no longer a vegetarian. She...
Programme of Events in Answerbank Under the Wold - summer 2012 Village Hall Programme: 7th July - Marriage Guidance Session - Mrs Craft 9th July - More Poems What I Have Wrote - Mr DTCrosswordfan 10th...
One that springs to mind is betting Angela next door that she couldn't fit a giant gobstopper up her nostril. She did, and it had to be surgically removed.
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Mount Etna, Italy) the villagers were gathered outside the shop cum post office where a near hysterical Humbersloop was shouting...
In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Dogger Bank, North Sea) the village pub was packed to the rafters. The four lap dancers, Starbuck, Kiki, ttfn and Ann86 had been summonsed...
I'm doing a craft stall on Sunday and am about to print some business cards but can't think of a name. Some of the things I make are from recycled materials (such as kids aprons from the legs of...
I had an email back from Vosene saying the new shaped bottle was due to customer demand for modern packaging incorporating their famous tear-drop shape. There was no mention of freebies. :-(
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Death Valley, California), the village coffee shop, Ms Maizie's Food & Drink Emporium, was unusually busy. This was due to the fact that...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma) the villagers were once again gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as PC Andy Hughes addressed them. "I...
Over the course of the day, my left leg has swollen considerably, from just above the knee right down to the foot. It is not hot, not painful and not discoloured. It feels tight and looks odd. Any...
This morning over breakfast, Youngest Junior O informed me that some months ago he was placed on the Gifted & Talented register at school. When I asked why he hadn't told me, he said that he...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), crowds of sightseers lined the banks of the River Cess and Ms Humbersloop's pedallo business was doing a roaring trade. Word had...
I went to visit a friend and her mother this morning. The mother has been diagnosed with cancer and had been given a couple of weeks to live. My friend is due to become a granny in December. I said to...