I was minding my friends shop for a couple of hours when a purple rinse tourist came in. She'd had a new watch battery (£1.99) fitted earlier in the week. Yesterday she dropped & smashed the...
Scenario - I am driving along a quiet backstreet when a couple park further down the street and four dogs bound out of their car. One runs into the road causing me to brake. It then has a leisurely...
My car insurance renewal date is 16th July. I received a renewal notice from Direct Line (I've been with them for 5 years) and as ususal it said that if I wanted to renew, do nothing, as they take the...
A funfair has arrived in town (complete with hot dog/burger stalls) and purely by chance Mr O has had all his onions nicked from his allotment. Pure coincidence?
I think we should have an AB calendar for 2012 with all proceeds going to charity. The calendar would feature 12 male AB'ers in the nuddy. To preserve their modesty they could each have one...
A dozen of us meet to play sport on a Wednesday night & then go for a drink. Six weeks ago one of the guys forgot his wallet so I lent him £20. Every week he has a different excuse as to why...
One of my brothers in law has just returned from the hospital. His whole leg is deathly white, is very painful and he cant walk. He has been diagnosed as critical limb ischamia/SFA occlusion. Just how...
Can anyone define the role of a parent governor and give advice on how to answer the question "what can you bring to the role of parent governor"
Thanks in advance...
Mine is one of the sleaziest pubs in town - no fancy drinks, ice, lemon etc. The landlord makes Basil Fawlty look magnanimous and it was last decorated circa 1990...but the characters that frequent it...
He has a short fuse and dislikes tourists. Yesterday a Hooray Henry ordered a G&T. He looked at this drink and asked for a slice of lemon. The landlord glared at him and uttered the immortal line...