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Christmas jokes.....

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy...

SupaStar

Hindu

How many gods do hindu's have exactly.......? how come they look so bloody scary as shown in pictures and statues ?

topogigo

Hope you are all happy

In contrast to bigmommas cheery banter i would like to point out how utterly depressed miserable and desperate i feel at this festive period. My daughter in law has left my house as i asked her to...

Frozenpeas

I don't know if I'm posting in the right place but I'm expecting a baby in May and I'm English and the father is French. We would like him/her to have both our nationalities and if possible an English...

mimi-moomoo

How Can I Patch This Up?

Yesterday I was having a joke at school about my mate gemma with evie, a very good mate of hers. The teacher asked where she was and I said she was ill. Then evie said 'shes got an STI' but no one was...

fruitsalad

changing hair colour

hi i have had blonde highlights for 20 or more years, and would love to go a nice red colour i.e similar to sharon osbournes, but am a bit worried that if i dont like it will it be easy to go back to...

kirstyc1

please help me find the answer

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, > The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

meredith101

Some free porn for you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7152278.stm What dya think? Bits on or bits off? Sensitive? Or political correctness gone mad again?

Dollie

Spice Girls - Victoria B

Does anyone think like i do, that when you see the girls lined up on stage, or being interviewed, Victoria seems to be the least 'easy' with the attention. The others chat and giggle away, but V seems...

knobbynonut

Anyone fancy a senario here.

If you were walking home one night in the dark all on your own and all of a sudden you saw two people holding guns to each others heads each claiming they where the good guy and the other one was the...

perigra

north south divide

where should the wall be built?

jsokhal

constipation

can anyone suggest a good product or remedy that relieve constipation- i have tried everything including changing my diet diet, herbal/detox remedies etc?

4GS

The bestest Christmas Carol ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDPwNPAV6tA (In my humble opinion)

whiffey

The Poges

This song about faggots and *****, do you think it should have been banned, it seems to me like a fart in a glass of water. It's a nice song after all and one of the poges was on the tv tonight pi$$ed...

adamhornsby

the most annoying advert of all time

What adverts can you really not stand, when they come on the telly? I dont like the philips adverts, as the ding dong sounds like a doorbell. And Edith Bowman's tweedy little voice on the comet...

gravitate

Definition of a MILF

I define a MILF as Mother I'd Like to F*&k. (as seen in american pie etc.) Does any one dissagree? Or has anyone ever slept with a GILF?

Glpblondie

Eastenders

Yawn, Yawn, Yawn! That is all!

MONTCRIEFF49

is every one here kind

will any of you,s donate to any charitys of your choice this exmas i.e salvation army who help thousands at this timeof year i will be donating all my unused xmas gifts from last year for any one to...

twazerk

Italian Job

In the proper 1960's film where are these roads, The crash tunnel at the beginning, the tunnel entrance where the cars get crushed and the road where the bus crashes at the end. Do these roads still...

tufty7

Russel Brand what a tosser.?.....

Absolutely detest this bloke on the telly , useless, not funny , same recycled old rubbish , absolutely pointless , wtf do women see in him ?? what are your views, if this is comedy 2007 style you can...

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