I was just thinking, you hear about babies being born late or early but I've never heard about anyone actually being born on the day predicted for them. Does anyone else? I was 8 days late, and in...
Ive decided that since Mr Buttons is working a late shift tonight and wont be home till about 11ish that im going to have a chinese tonight to save me cooking. What should i have? What is...
>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old fart, time for you to retire.">The old...
everyone, im leaving for rome in a few minutes so thought id just say byeee to everyone before i leave. have a good weekend! see you when i get back! xxxx
A Bloke goes in shop and asks for 1/2lb of Irish Sausages. The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was...
:-) after getting a slap on the wrist from the Big Ed and giving him a promise not to be bad again I have re-registered and I'm baaaaaaaack!!! woo hoo!
For lunch i just had, 2 big cookies, a ham sandwich, a galaxy, a mars bar, a packet of walkers max crisps, a muffin and i;m just about to eat a chocolate moose. I sooo have the munchies today!...
So is that what we are paying for now.A panel who with one exceptipn (Dowie) and a commentary team who were so unabashed biased towards Englands demise it was embarrassing.Can I just remind people for...
Heres my opinion on you: Pixi - Kylie Champagne - Drew Barrymore Johnny05 - Johnny Knoxville Georgi - Charlize Theron Ned - Mr Bean Deesel's big pal - Fat Ba$ta*d from Austin Powers ...
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed,the little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head.The stars in the bright sky looked down where HEALY, HEALY, HEALY! NORTHERN IRELAND 1 ENGLAND 0
Scroll down through these posts....good greif that's a lot of green! Do all of you know these newbies already? I don't, and I'm beginning to feel lost...as just last week I thought I was starting to...
