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Can I Send A Text From My Laptop

My old mate's laptop has broken and he won't have one for a few weeks. I want to send him a "lockdown newsletter", far too long to type on a screen not much bigger than a postage stamp. He has a...
14:31 Thu 30th Apr 20207 answers, last by New Judge 12:59 Fri 01st May 2020
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What Planet Do These People Live On?

I have long had the suspicion that many of the government's plans for dealing with Coronavirus were scribbled on the back of a fag packet. Now I'm convinced. This is from "a government advisor": "Eyal...
15:09 Wed 29th Apr 202030 answers, last by fiction-factory 13:19 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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If It's Good Enough For Bojo...

The Prime Minister, it seems, referred to Nicola Sturgeon as "That bloody Wee Jimmie Krankie woman". https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5253505/boris-johnson-nicola-sturgeon-jimmy-krankie/ Some...
13:32 Fri 07th Feb 202026 answers, last by gulliver1 09:56 Sat 08th Feb 2020
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Still It Goes On

“I will wish to object in the strongest possible terms at the meeting to assent being given to a [EU Withdrawal] bill without consent from the devolved legislatures, and which enacts a decision to...
11:12 Wed 22nd Jan 202016 answers, last by New Judge 15:45 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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It Ain't Over 'till The Fat Lady Sings

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/european-parliament-could-block-brexit-deal-over-boris-johnsons-treatment-of-eu-citizens-guy-verhofstadt-says/ar-BBY7a6e?ocid=spartanntp...
16:41 Wed 18th Dec 201945 answers, last by Khandro 10:56 Sun 22nd Dec 2019
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Free Broadband For All

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-50426028/general-election-2019-labour-pledges-free-broadband-for-the-country Free Broadband for the entire country pledged today. We're obviously building up...
22:12 Thu 14th Nov 201964 answers, last by chrissa1 21:19 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Operationbrock

On Monday morning half the M20 will be shut to traffic other than freight until further notice. Other traffic will have to use a contra-flow system between junctions 8 and 9. Have the people allegedly...
21:56 Fri 25th Oct 201912 answers, last by gulliver1 08:27 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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If Anyone Tells Me.....

That a full stop is "rude" they might find out what rude really is! What a load of cobblers....
12:13 Thu 01st Aug 201938 answers, last by Gromit 08:41 Sat 03rd Aug 2019
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The Chicken And The Duck

Heard a goodie when down Dorzett this week. A chicken and a duck meet up in the High Street. "Hello duck" says the chicken "What you up to today?" "Well, I've never been on the other side of the road...
23:05 Fri 26th Jul 20196 answers, last by Arksided 16:44 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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Condolences? I Don't Think So!

A body fell from the wheel well of an aircraft and landed in a garden in Clapham, London, yesterday afternoon. It missed the occupant, who was sunbathing, by a metre. A spokesman for the airline...
21:18 Mon 01st Jul 201938 answers, last by stefos 15:56 Tue 02nd Jul 2019
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Efficiency Drive

Two young women are in a trendy restaurant enjoying a business lunch. One of them drops her spoon on the floor and she summons a waiter. “I’m dreadfully sorry, I’ve dropped my spoon. Could I...
15:34 Thu 06th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 15:55 Thu 06th Jun 2019
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To Lose One Mp Might Be Seen As Unfortunate...

But to lose six (out of eleven) must be downright careless :-) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48515505...
16:04 Tue 04th Jun 201925 answers, last by lindapalmara 14:55 Thu 06th Jun 2019
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Don't Worry!

SInce the loss of our dear friend Mikey just over a year ago it seems customary for AB-ers to worry if regular posters do not engage for a while (which is nice). So just to let you know I will be off...
20:26 Sun 03rd Feb 201954 answers, last by Mrs_Danver 16:40 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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This Didn't Take Very Long!

It took just two days to go from this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46416134 to this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46440172 Quelle surprise!...
16:03 Tue 04th Dec 201819 answers, last by New Judge 16:01 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Brexit Free Zone

I'm having a "Brexit Free" week this week. I shall not be responding to any Brexit questions - including those already running - until next Monday at the earliest. It's not that I'm tired of the...
11:31 Mon 19th Nov 201832 answers, last by Mamyalynne 13:54 Tue 20th Nov 2018
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Trying To Use Gmail

Trying to get my ordinary e-Mails to appear on my so-called smart phone. Went to GMail on the phone. Added my ordinary eMail account (with password). The account appears in my list of accounts (only...
10:36 Tue 28th Aug 20184 answers, last by New Judge 16:07 Tue 28th Aug 2018
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Is The Uk Reaching The Point Where It Can No Longer Properly Function (Part Two)

Water meter has to be fitted to my supply. (I live in a “water stressed” area and under Section 94, paragraph 158 of some act or other my water company can insist that I have one). A few weeks...
16:27 Tue 14th Aug 201814 answers, last by New Judge 20:26 Tue 14th Aug 2018
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Is The Uk Reaching The Point Where It Can No Longer Properly Function (Part One)

Went to the High Street for a couple of items. Wanted a First Class stamp (rarely use stamps and hardly ever First Class). Anyway, Post Office Counter now located at the back of W H Smiths. It was ten...
16:22 Tue 14th Aug 201838 answers, last by New Judge 11:46 Wed 15th Aug 2018
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Mobile Phone Problem

I have an OMO Q2 so-called Smartphone. Basic kit but does all I want except: When the phone is switched on and "awake" I can answer incoming calls. (Caller's details are displayed, simply touch the...
13:38 Fri 22nd Jun 201814 answers, last by New Judge 07:50 Fri 27th Jul 2018

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