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VINNY100_2

Chatterbank back next week..

Blimey ED. didnt see that one coming.(:O)

Doc_Spock

Wow, how about that.

I got a mention on AB Ed. blog. Jealous or what.

Shadow Man

Johnny Depp Fans.

It is a well known fact that Johnny Depp based his Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards, however I have evidence to suggest it was based on David Bowie. It only lasts two minutes but listen to the voice...

Shadow Man

Military Strategy opinions please.

I am not after your opinions of whether or not we should be at war with both Iraq and Afghanistan but the fact remains we are. That, unless a marxist party comes to power, will not change. So answer...

Shadow Man

Texting is Crap.

Although a big fan of gadgets, I couldn't give a monkey's knacker about mobile phones. In fact the only reason I have a newish one is because of coverage in my area and the company insisted on an...

gingerflaps

WARNING this is the most offensive joke ever

whats the most offensive disturbing joke you've ever heard, here is mine...... not for the easily offended what's 18 inches, stiff, and makes women...

Whickerman

confession time

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the...

Shadow Man

Rock Stars Donate Musical Instruments.

At a recent charity bash rock and pop stars from around the globe donated various musical instruments to charities. Elton John donated a piano to an old folks home Rod Stewart donated a guitar to the...

Little Willy

Whats the difference

Whats the difference between Acne and Gary Glitter... Acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face..

whiffey

A minute's silence please.

The most original bright-eyed monkey this site has ever seen appears to have left. I ask your indulgence to bend your head for a moment in a silent prayer for his (or her of course) return. I am...

marc4marg

hello?

Hi new here feeling a bit scary where do I start please? Thanx

whiffey

Scotties

Are all Scottish people as daft as ar$eholes ?

ab_user.

What the @@@@ have you done to me.

You rotten skunk pussies what the frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk *************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have you done to me,I am green, some muffer frukkeerrrs head is going to roll for this....

Petal~flower

So who is who

are KP and Reverandfunk both Ward Minter?

westonboy

Is it time to end mass economic immigration?

We are told that 200 hundred houses per day will have to be built to house the 1000 immigrants a day that are entering this country.. Already are public services are under strain, yet still we...

obNOXious

Not really a question

Not really a question, and the sort of thing that I would normally hate, but whose still on here from the old days? Lots of new names and indeed my old name appears to be blocked or locked out or some...