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i'm going to miami to swim with

the dolphins it looks great fun! do you think you would enjoy it?

Doc_Spock

Lets have a competition

who can leave the biggest space. Here goes. How's that.

Sonny Jim

Wife's 40th

Can someone recommend somewhere to take the wife for her 40th birthday. 1 or 2 nights in October.

BillySugger

As much use as ...

A chocolate teapot... An underwater fish tank... An ashtray on a motorbike.. A one legged man in an ar$e kicking competition .. Anymore ?

johnny.5

aroused

does any one else ( besides me ) ever get aroused whilst watching Countdown when Suzy Dent is in dictionary corner ?

noknowledge

mock the weeek

will russell be funny this week? vote for the best after the show.

MrBen5

emulsion paint

Hmmm, lots of women in here who look after their men so i would like to know if any know how to get emulsion paint out of tracksuit bottoms?

rov1200

We are being driven to destruction by many kids playing in next doors semi detached garden... There are swings, slides,,a bouncing castle and a full sized trampoline. The children range from about 3...

Caribeing

Whiffey on Mastermind

On a recent post (as much use as ] Legend referred to Whiffey on Mastemind, everyone has their own special category Whiffey may have is what is your special subject!

claymore

Is gravity wrong?

Watched a great show on tv Sunday night titled ..Most of our universe is missing. Scientists say that only 5% of the universe is made of ordinary atoms, the rest , they say, is so called dark matter...

Rusks

As much use as...

Can anyone tell me any alternatives to the phrase; "as much use as / as useless as a chocolate teapot"? No more than 3 words please, and not rude! I already know chocolate fender, waterproof teabag,...

lovablemrkno

i just want to say ............

i love you all i think you are super, smashing, great!

king-aslan

Music used on Top Gear...

around 3mins 28secs theres a piece of music playing, that I can't for the life of me remember the name of, do any of you know it??? Aslan

joannie10

lasagne with lamb mince

i was just wondering if I could make a lasagne with lamb mince? does anyone have a recipe? just fancied trying it for a change. thanks in advance

puddicat

Do you fancy maggie thatchers daughters lisp!!!!

Why oh why is she invading telly space that woman needs a makeover on her lisp!!!

cantana

pistons bent

what happens if the pistons are damaged

puddicat

Can i give you my resume?

Trendy intelliegent woman seeks non cardigan wearer!!!!!

rabbitygirl

Where is my tenant son's deposit?

My son took took over a joint tenancy with a friend when the original flatmate moved on. It was handled by the landlords agents. A few months ago the flat was sold to a developer and the boys are...

nannon

Some people.....!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7535 536.stm This has made me so cross - why should he have ANYTHING?! He has ruined prople lives - ruined peoples childhoods! He should be left to rot! Not...

Iceyuk

Vinyl Valuation

Hi, Just purchased a beautiful pink marble 12" Nick Drake 'Bryter Layter' album. Trying to find out if it was an original pressing or wether it's a 'copy'. Can anyone help me or point me in the right...

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