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funny accident reports..

if you dont laugh at any of these you either have a tumour in your humour (in which case go and see your doctor) or your dead (in which case go and see a mortician!) Car Accidents: "A pedestrian hit...

stompe

Whats the funniest thing someone has said to you?

My mum (rip) said if you fall off that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me!

knobby...

New years knighthoods on answerbank

Well I vote for ethel and bigdave44

truffles

Jobcentre open over new year

Does anyone know when the Jobcentre's are open this week?

stompe

E-bay

People should be made to leave feedback on E-bay, yes or no, my answer is yes!!!

PHorwood

LCD or Plasma

I wish to purchase a 32"TV. What are the differences between LCD and Plasma? Why the difference? Is one better than the other? Is one more expensive than the other? Thanks in anticipation.

10ClarionSt

Gues what I saw today?........................................................

...................................................... Michael Shields wearing a Free Steven Gerrard tee shirt.

Eve

School Reunions

Have you ever been to one / would you go to one? Would you have any uncertainties about going? If I'm honest I have a hang up about being so much bigger than I used to be! I'd be waiting for the "you...

badcompany

cutest animal

aint this little darling the most cutest little creature you've ever seen? imagine having this lovable chap in your bath with you... http://media.photobucket.com/image/isopod/cien 001/isopod.jpg?o=3

gina32

linda lusardi??

was late getting to the panto in which she, her husband and daughter were all appearing as there was a queue on the motorway she rang the police to see if she could use the hard shoulder to overtake!!...

dan no1

Washing Machine - hot clothes!

got a new washing machine on Boxing day and just used it for the first time today but my clothes came out really hot. i washed them on a 30 degree cycle. are they supposed to come out hot? thanks

stompe

Has Ethel finished her turkey?

Hi Ethel, In trouble again, when posting a thread on "answerbank" I am not getting an e.mail to notify me of the answers. I have looked at the FAQs at the bottom of the page here and followed it but I...

fifi08

do you have a weird phobia???

do you have a weird phobia?? i have 2, dont laugh.... the first is marching bands. and the second is plain square crisps. i know very odd!!!

mrs_overall

Ridiculous question of the day.

Q (me) When you go to the shop can you get me some makeup remover A (Mr O) What do you want it for? Doh!

Eve

Evening All :)

How's everyone's post Christmas week going? Have finally shifted the evil cold and had a lovely day in Heaton Park yesterday and despite only popping into town today for a coffee and to do some...