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Dris
Plus it was the phone which woke me up at the back of ten this morning. Surely this cant be natural-im still tired and could turn over for another nap now. Put my mind at ease and tell me this is...
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Bobbisox
I miss her, has she not been on for a while?
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NoMercy
I'm just sat in Mum's conservatory while she flies around on her zoflora-sodden mop and I'm having a glass of bubbles whilst the door to the garden is open. The Gypsey Kings are singing Bamboleo and...
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Bobbisox
was it because you were happy/sad? were you watching something on the tele? or are you as hard as rocky horses poo?...LOL and don't shed tears...
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boxtops
We haven't done one of these for ages.....and it's quiet. Doc will probably excommunicate me. We've done it before but it was ages ago. If you want to join in, please do - if you don't, you are...
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pastafreak
and I need calming down. Lil pasta has been in India the past 3 weeks with BF. On thursday I had message that she had BAD tummy,fever,vomiting....the works. Then she let me know she also had abscess...
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oscarina
Francis Asis, you could be a John Barrowman Lookalike, hope it is a compliment, or are you a Saint Francis of Assisi, prefer the latter!...
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richrackman
and what qualifications do you need?
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joko
such as muslim, instead of muslin, scrimp instead of scrim, scram instead of scran, voluMptuous instead of voluptuous, even heard read someone say kathryn obvious instead of captain obvious...! i have...
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overthetop
NoMercy posted an excellent question about smoking in public places. It may well be a nuisance to many, but if it is removed from your immediate area, why do you have a problem?
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EngTeach
Can I just say it is 94 degrees here in NYC and the Heat Index is at about 105 now? This heat is unbearable. We had no spring and went right into the "dog days" of summer....
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Ano-rexia
I was clubbing the other night and I was totally pissed.this bloke walked past and said "Duck my sick!" I said, "You're drunk - don't you mean suck my d ick?" HE puked all over me...
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sigma_bloke
I have now changed my avatar, is this one better for you then? Dont you just hate it when the l is right below the p on the qwerty board and you hit the wrong one and cannot be bothered to change it....
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Ano-rexia
Should I leave him?
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NoMercy
Should smoking be reintroduced in public places such as cafes, bars and restaurants?
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poodicat
At number 1 the iphone 2 Apple 3 The Internet 4 Ipod 5 Aston Martin DB9 6 Cadburys Chocolate 7 Sky+ 8 Ebay 9 Mobile Phones 10 Facebook...
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Mick-Talbot
My 7 year old has his head on, he has just been fetched back from his grandparents because he climbed on top of the freezer in the garage. I made him sit on a bench in the garden so i can keep an eye...
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zzxxee
cabbage potatoes leeks bacon any ideas ????????????????...
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TWR
Family member, lower than a snake withdraws hundreds from his 93yrs mothers account, hows that for a first rate B@stard, I have just found out. nothing but an evil piece of sht.

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