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bobjugs12
Someone's just let off a load of fireworks near here. I wonder how much longer loud bangs are gonna make me jump like this??...
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NoMercy
Where is everyone?
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stokemaveric
me and my trusty dog bella are going to dance and i am going to fling her 20 foot in the air and catch her by her paws...will i win???
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123everton
There are persistent calls to better equip our troops (no general has ever gone to war with everything he needed) but heres the crux of the matter. Our enemy is armed with aging Kalashnikovs,...
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NoMercy
My dog returned from Spain a week ago, all Frontlined and Wormed up. He's fine in every aspect except that his eyes have begun to weep profusely where this has never happened before. Will he need a...
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NoMercy
You're a long time dead... You only live once... Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves... Yada yada. Are you one of those people who will buy everything you want and only...
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Jatte
Not seen Bobbi on for a while, is she on holiday?
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pastafreak
Hin all.....not been on much-but I have to crow a wee bit... My daughter finished her exams last week for her Masters Degree..........and has now been offered an opportunity to do a PHd. BUT......she...
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docspock
Another £500 and I could afford a BBQ like Hyacinthe Bucket.
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chokkie
Could ABers please enlighten me ... what does LOL mean? Sorry to be so thick ... chox
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NoMercy
Okay... my first trip to Waitrose in I don't know how long ! How fab to be able to buy all the things I've missed - though I doubt I'll manage to find any paella kits (sob!). So, whilst I take Alfie...
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stokemaveric
mine is fermain bay in geurnsey....
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mollykins
I need to sew my bra up (there's a hole the wire is coming out of), take molly for a walk, do her dinner, decide what to wear, have a bath and wash my hair, dry my hair, do my makeup and get dressed,...
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DrFilth
good morning abers from a very nice warm dry droylsden
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karenmac60
I know I'm not the only one who has told these 2 to get a room, and there seem to have been some doubters that it's true, but I think the whole thing is lovely and I hope it works out for them. It's...
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stewey
restless leg syndrome, a parched throat, and some moolah in me pocket.........Guess where I be aheadin'? Cheers:)
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NoMercy
Thanks for the email hun. That was... ahem... the best one yet. ;-)...
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lindylou16
While on the internet my Husband tried to change his password to "Penis" And he was told it was "too short"...

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