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slinky.kate
seen these in the paper today,do you know anymore,i'll get you started you aint seen mutton yet? flashdance (what a filling) meat petite how deep filled is your love sausage roll over beethoven baker...
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Panic Button
McVitie's digestive dunked in tea
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yogi-bear
We've got a chance to see him live at Worthing in a couple of weeks time.....Is he any good?....Anyone ever seen him?
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ummmm
But my computer lost the plot....!!!! Here's the scenario..... My sister has dealt with all aspects of my Dads funeral. I wasn't able :-(( Anyway....the 'charlatan' she got to erect his headstone has...
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No_Knowledge_
report doc?
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No_Knowledge_
all through my dental appointment my dentist rabbited on about how sh!t the government is. i dare not disagree, she was harmed to the teeth :0(...
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dizmouk2009
To everyone who spoke to me early hours of this morning: Thankyou, I have been to the doctors and they are sending me to a crisis counsellor who is going to assess me. I will not be coming home, I...
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dizmouk2009
I REALLY need to talk to her.
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lankeela
Is a finger of fudge just enough to give your kids a treat? Can't get the bloody song out of my head now, that and 'Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate' - what adverts stick in your mind - is it...
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joggerjayne
If you were given £10,000 to blow, what would you spend it on ? You could buy some Globetrotter luggage, or a wildly expensive handbag, or you could enter the World Series of Poker (in case...
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NoMercy
Went out for dinner this evening, but the restaurant was only just opening when we got there. So we decided to have a quick drink at the bar next door. Not the most palatial bar I've ever seen, so...
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clippetyclop
I was at my gay friends house the other day who unfortunately has HIV. I am fine with this but my dog drank from his toilet. I dont want to sound ignorant but can a dog catch HIV and what are the...
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No_Knowledge_
i'm off to polish my Nostradamus in bed
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NoMercy
What are the little things that give you pleasure? Freshly laundered bed linen? Home baked bread? A surprise cup of tea in bed?...
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pastafreak
I found 2 bottles of organic sesame oil when cleaning my cupboards. Neither has been opened.......bin or use??
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vibrasphere
c'mon on then lets ave it muppet is this how southerns really talk when they are about to be violent?...
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WILLWONKER
Thats it i've had my fill of this bl@@dy weather, i'm off on a plane too Moscow bye all.
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waterboatman
I had a lie-in this morning. A rare event. No rain no snow, no frost. Can't be bad. Have a happy day everyone....
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Bobbisox
with Professor Robert Winston ! What a lovely man, fabulous deep velvet voice and so down to earth as one of our top surgeons, I know it's a different field but I wonder if sqad ever had the good...

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