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NoMercy
What present can I get for someone I don't particularly like? I'm friends with her sister, who's lovely. I don't want something that screams "I like you because you're really sweet, king and...
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lankeela
Sorry sent the question without giving my own answer. It is to bite the opposite end corners off a penguin, dip one corner into my gnats wee tea (see thread on tea!) and then suck the tea through the...
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WILLWONKER
Got to the till with £20 worth of baked potatoes, handed my £20 over and they told me it was a forgery, just got back from the cop shop.
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NoMercy
Chav and Dave Larry Lamb(rini) Gordon Sumner aka Sting(y)...
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joggerjayne
This thread could be called ... "I just made a t!t of myself" There is a thread in Media, or something, called "Who is going out tonight?" I replied that I was staying in. Only...
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NoMercy
The ISS... it just flew right over the top of the Villa....!!! OMG, what a fantastic view ! Thanks for the link you gave me the other day. If I hadn't just checked it a couple of minutes ago, I...
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joggerjayne
"biggerbrain" wants a sticky thread ... but is having no luck so far. Can we find BB something else sticky, instead? What is sticky? (apart from sticky threads)...
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joggerjayne
Why do people say that? "Shall I make us a nice cup of tea?" As opposed to what? A really foul cup of tea? Nobody says "Shall I pour us a nice gin and tonic" ... although that...
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ummmm
We weren't sure if we should tell my Nan...who has dementia. Turns out we didn't have to tell her. She already new. She said to the nursing staff....I use to be a twin, but I'm not anymore. They...
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joggerjayne
There was a woman on telly this morning who moaned that being mistaken for Leona Lewis was making her life unbearable. She said it had led her to contemplated suicide. I mean, f f s ... get a life! To...
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Lamtaf
myself. I don't have much luck with the ladies , So can you tell me how I should go about changing that?...
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NoMercy
Hi all, need a bit of advice. I'm something of a technophobe, so the answer is not obvious to me. I took some pics the other night on a disposable camera I found in the bathroom cabinet. I've had the...
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flobadob
Burial? Cremation? Donated to science? Made into a diamond(which can apparently be done now)? What's your plans, especially this question is for any atheists out there....
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docspock
The nurse says I am doing OK, how re-assuring is that ?
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docspock
promised myself to keep sober. What are the chances. Nil I would say....
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docspock
up and acting one's age. I don't think so, but that's just my opinion. What do you think....
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stokemaveric
at school??? i was good at all sporty things football,rugby,cricket,...but at maths i was rubbish i thought algebrae was a sea creature lol...and what was your teacher like???? mie was a real...
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CARABINT
Any suggestions to combat this please? and please don't write don't fly////////////////Doh!

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