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puternut
Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them. Sister...
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jb190281
not a question, simply an observation..... Ive just eaten a great big slab of chocolate cake covered in mega thick cream.... its true that chocolate and cake (more so when combined) works wonders!...
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zzxxee
how the devil are you?
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David Black
A trip to Staples to buy my new office chair. The old one has finally decided to be lopsided to the extent that I have to buy a replacement. The reason why its lopsided might be because its the side I...
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AB Editor
I hope we are all well today? I am heading to wonderful Cambridgeshire again this weekend - it seems to always be sunny there (I believe I may just have tempted fate!) Just in case you missed this...
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waterboatman
It's as black as the inside of a sweeps ear'ole outside, can't see any stars so it must be cloudy. Oh well. Have a good day anyway everyone.
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Brokenstoned
want some?
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Brokenstoned
i'm off to bed . i've recorded university challenge so will watch that tomorrow goodnight ....
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NoMercy
Who - apart from loved ones and those you have known in life - would you like to bring back? I would bring back Oscar Wilde !...
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A.Guest
Was that really a wise move Ed? We shall never know.
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garlandk9
i want to kill myself in my sleep, how can i do this tonight
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Bobbisox
when you go through those Pearly Gates, and NO, it isn't a maudling Qs, lets assume theres a big reception waiting for you there...lol Whos the one you would to want to sit next to? thats asuuming you...
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NoMercy
Stole this from another forum ;-) BEER Hate THUNDERSTORMS Love Answer "Hate" or "Love" to the above and then enter your own... X Factor?...
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mackak17
hello i am looking to go skiing around march next year and i was wondering if anyone has any recommendations.
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stewey
here this weekend, so I'm orf to the pub to start thanking......cheers.
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pericat
You know the Tom Cruise moment when he's is in the house alone and dancing along to the music . . well there I was swinging my badonkadonk, music on loud and in walks my husband and a friend of his -...
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fruitsalad
two weeks ago, my body aches all over when will this start to ease?
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slinky.kate
baked tomatoes on the vine,mushrooms and fried potatoe,for my dinner,it was ok,i'm trying to eat healthy
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NoMercy
Are you.... 1. Good or bad? 2. Happy or sad? 3. Blessed or cursed? 4. An optimist, pessimist or realist? 5. An introvert or extrovert? 6. A carnivore, herbivore or omnivore? 7. An early bird or a...
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Barmaid
(continuing the theme) annoy you the most (if any) about your present or last partner?

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