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denyboy

Sunday Express Birthday Quiz

Star Celebrating 74th Birthday next thursday. I have the letters JSWEELUNERID The first name as 5 letters and the surnams as 7 letters any ideas?
11:18 Sun 27th Sep 20093 answers, last by craft1948 11:56 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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4getmenot

Happy Birthday

To Redcrx!!!!! Loads of love your lil sis xxxxxx...
10:35 Sun 27th Sep 200919 answers, last by redcrx 21:34 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Bobbisox

Chinese Whispers...

this could run and run but then again it could fall as flat as a fart...lol, wtf cares he-he, here goes! In a small village in the English countryside, lived a Mr...... with his.... (your turn)...
10:25 Sun 27th Sep 2009101 answers, last by mamyalynne 17:24 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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NoMercy

Okay... here's on for you

A man kisses his wife goodbye before heading off to work. He's gets into the elevator, when suddenly the elevator stops and the lights go out. He knows at that precise moment his wife has died. How...
09:44 Sun 27th Sep 200920 answers, last by No__Knowledge 15:21 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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pericat

What a puzzlement ??

An unknown number of people are riding a train. At the first station the train pulls into, 1/6 of the people on board get off. At the next station 1/5 of the remaining get off. This pattern continues...
09:28 Sun 27th Sep 200920 answers, last by dothawkes31 10:24 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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NoMercy

The Sunday Dinner Thread

Are you staying in or going out? Visiting or taking visitors? I'm cooking for the brood again. Chicken Chasseur, stuffing, bread sauce, pigs in blankets, roast potatoes and parsnips, cabbage, carrots...
08:43 Sun 27th Sep 200918 answers, last by Sachs 13:14 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Bobbisox

No chuckles this morning

Better not get into that habit, or I will end up being a bore!!! So instead I will say Good Morning to you all Short and Sweet... Bobbi...
09:13 Sun 27th Sep 20099 answers, last by Bobbisox 10:08 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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dinkleboo

I know this is the wrong section but I need a quick response

My partners family hated me at the beginning of our relationship purely for the fact that I had a child, however a year into the relationship and they decided they were ready to meet me, minus my...
08:37 Sun 27th Sep 200918 answers, last by tonyted 16:21 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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pericat

Get the grey matter moving ...

A woman in a shoe store pays for a pair of $30 shoes with a $50 bill. The clerk doesn't have change so he goes to the shop next door to break the $50. He then gives the woman her change. A while later...
08:20 Sun 27th Sep 200911 answers, last by Sqad 08:56 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Sunday, and it looks like it could be sunny. I'm planning to go and get the paper, cook lunch, settle down and watch the grand prix while doing the crossword. Such a busy day! Have a good one...
04:47 Sun 27th Sep 200933 answers, last by No__Knowledge 16:50 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Sqad

Wow !!

Just read last night rant on a banned ABer. My opinion? His postings were: 40% intelligent 40% humorous 20% involving personal persistent abuse beyond general acceptability with scant disregard of the...
05:55 Sun 27th Sep 200923 answers, last by ohyesimleggy 15:52 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Sqad

No cooked breakfast !!

Every Sunday morning, as a treat, I have eggs, bacon, ect ..BUT, just because we have people coming for lunch today mrs sqad has refused to cook the breakfast on the grounds that one cannot expect her...
06:22 Sun 27th Sep 200929 answers, last by Sqad 08:24 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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jack1976

bank charges

q1 im 16.59 overdrawn m with natwest does anyone now how much i will get charge thanks
07:32 Sun 27th Sep 20094 answers, last by dothawkes31 09:24 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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NoMercy

Well, I'm going to bed...

Thoroughly disappointed. Goodnight all. xx...
21:36 Sat 26th Sep 200915 answers, last by sara3 22:10 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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sara3

do I...

.. have to tell everyone when I'm going to bed?
22:03 Sat 26th Sep 200922 answers, last by sara3 23:05 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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No__Knowledge

i was gonna go to bed early

BUT it could get good on here .......................
21:31 Sat 26th Sep 200911 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:55 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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AB Editor

Evening All

Evening, How the devil are we? How have you decided to spend your evening? I have been zipping about the country today, I am currently in Cambridgeshire about to have apple pie with a friend of mine....
19:38 Sat 26th Sep 2009171 answers, last by B00 21:48 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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pastafreak

Leggy say this is nice......

so I am posting it for him......I like it...hope that you do also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HsHfhxiUg I think it is lovely and soothing....enjoy...
21:05 Sat 26th Sep 20092 answers, last by pastafreak 21:48 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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NoMercy

I got an email...

A certain reprobate has asked me to say a big "Hello" to you all. And.... "What's Crackalackin tonight then?"...
21:08 Sat 26th Sep 20099 answers, last by sara3 21:35 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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No__Knowledge

well once again

what i thought might be a fun and frolics night has turned into a boring bitch-fest
20:47 Sat 26th Sep 200915 answers, last by sara3 21:26 Sat 26th Sep 2009

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