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pastafreak
My daughter has just gotten her exam results today......and she passed them ALL-including a re-sit in Organic Chemistry. She is now inline for a 2.1...and she can go on to do her Masters. This is one...
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CARABINT
Whats the best way to chat a lady up.....i'm male BTW!
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NoMercy
They say we lie, on average, 4 times per day. Have you (consciously) told a lie today? I last lied about 45 seconds ago, when the ex asked if I was listening to him.... ;-)
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poodicat
I have had a bowl of no sugar alpen with strawberries, then i had a packet of crisps with a cold meat and coleslaw sarnie,and a couple of bisquits with coffee,had 2 cups of tea with brekky,then had a...
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NoMercy
I was just sitting at the comp when something flew past me and came to rest on the back of the sofa. I initially thought it was a bird, but, upon closer inspection, I was horrified to see that it was...
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poodicat
Want to apply for a chance on a gameshow,anyone been on one and how did you feel?
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petal54
which invention would the world be better off without?
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MWB
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?i d=223309871&ed=true This is going viral. Scroll down for the questions & answers as well. We kiwis are funny! This guy is brilliant!!!!
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CAJ1
Did you pass your theory and driving test first time and if not what did you fail on?
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angel21
I feel painfully sad :(
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waterboatman
It's a bit cloudy today, but I don't think there is any rain about...I hope ;-} Have a lovely day whatever you are up to.
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Knows.F.Hall
question Dogface.............................. wtf Halfwit .................................wtf did their parents name them this? anyone know why Dogface & Halfwit?
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carter69
anything peed you off today?
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B00
I can find the face of Jesus when i join the dots on my daughters tummy (she was sent home today from nursery with chicken pox), will I make fortune? Think News Of the World would be interested? (Off...
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NoMercy
Looking thru the teletext pages, I stumbled across the "papers today" pages. Apparently, a jobless man who dropped a ?10 note, was fined ?50 for littering ! Now.......would a jobless man - presumably...
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poodicat
Dont mind a bit of thinly smoked salmon served with lemon and brown bread,but salmon steaks is a no no,its something about the texture and the lack of any flavour anyone got any recipes that maybe...
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Bobbisox
Hi I'm bobbisox, just new in here, I am going to behave and not let anyone get to me,unlike my miserable tw@t of a sister (Joy)...she became sooo bloody depressing!!! anyway, hello to...
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jacksprat16
what a surprise yet again the accused are all black !
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tamirra
What do you do to help relieve your symptoms?????
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rinkins
Thank goodness that girl just dealt on Deal or No Deal I don't think my nerves could take much more!! (I know I'm sad LOL)

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