Is it just me or is anyone else having a "white screen" evening ? *Octy peeks at the white screen all around him and wonders if BBC2 mightn't be more interesting...*
What's your game girl ? Get a grip. I want a bit of piece and quiet and the last thing I need is semi-shaved primates like you shouting my name around. For the record I love very hot curries, Cat...
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing...
How are you this fine day? Have you had a wonderful weekend? Hasn't the weather been mild for this time of year? It is almost spring like and I am sure the crocus will be early this season. How is...
Well I know, d'you wanna know who's stupidity caused it? D'you wanna know why everything I worked so hard for has just been eliminated in a flash? Well read my new post in AB suggestions.
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he...
A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His...
I was just about to leave 'puter to study (really I was) but for some reason I typed my name into google, and I found me!!!! This has never happened before I'm so excited! lol sorry just wanted to...