An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just...
thought that having an earring would improve their eyesight. (fact) What other kind of ring could improve other bodily performance i wonder, well i didn't but i do now.
I can't tame wild womenBut I can make Tame Women wildI can't tame wild womenBut I'm the guy what will tryWell I ain't the preacher I'm the preachers sonBut I can be the preacher till the preacher...
She don't like her eggs all runnyShe thinks crossin' her legs is funnyShe looks down her nose at moneyShe's my babyI'm her honeyI'm never gonna let her goHe ain't got laid in a month of SundaysI...
Just got in from work (no, it was not a good day) to find e-mail questionnaire from laptop manufacturer. Some of the questions have totally cheered me up, even though I have absolutely no idea what...
ok, I know it'll be my birthday soon and yes the years are creeping up on me.... but those adverts for face lifts are worrying me... Ed what are you trying to say? :o\