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The natives are restless...

The incessant throbbing of tribal drums lasting long into the night, frenzied dancing around gigantic bonfires, and today long trudges to arcane religious rituals. How do you spend the 12th of July?...

Dee Sa

Monty Python meets British Raj

For sheer madness pls watch the following it happens daily at the border in the evening when the border is closed. sorry I cant get it on as a video,mrs techno I am not, perhaps someone else can pls ?...

evil__sheep

what tome would you expect your milkman to come?

hi, i've had the milk and more service for about 6 years now. Previously my milk would arrive at 4amor 5 am. Recently it's been coming at about 9:30 am. I have spoken to both milk and more and my milk...

nextqueen

floor tiles

is there a difference between ceramic and porcelain floor tiles. we have seen some expensive ones in porcelanosa and similar ones in homebase that are ceramic. we wanted quality but really is there...

triggerhippy

Sexy - what does this mean do you?

what is sexy? guys in the office are pitching it as a visual thing, I reckon it is more of an attitude, what do you find sexy? Oh, gold hotpants and braces on fluff are a given....

EDDIE51

What advice ?

My 85 (yes 85) year old neighbour has just left his wife for an 82 year old lady. His wife is in floods of tears and has asked me , as a mature man, what the Hell is going on in his mind. I have known...

funkylad20

Excel IF Formaulas, again

I always foget this how to do this one... How do I dsiplay the result of one cell if another cell has 4 options? i.e. cell A1 can contain either 1,2,3 or 4. If it contains a 2, the result in B1 should...

flip_flop

Graduate CV

We've just had a CV in from a girl who has taken a year out after completing her degree and now wants to enter the job market. Great A Level results - and a 2.1. But....her A Levels are in Textiles,...

vivandorron

Suggestions to myself.

1) Stop posting comments to the Ed who doesn't appreciate a lot of what you say; even if some ABers may think otherwise. 2) Acknowledge that AB is not democratic and there is no appeal against...

goldenbolls

does hypnosis work ? im a critic

i have often thought about getting therapy via hypnosis, i would like to know if anyone has had it before, i am a critic and ive been to a show once were there were 10 of us on stage around 8 were...

Im a BusyBee

Present from new born baby to 6 year old brother.

My daughter is expecting a baby (due date tomorrow) and i thought it would be nice if i had a present ready to give my grandson (her 6 year old son) and tell him it is from his new brother/sister but...

dotty.

This should be in motoring but I'm lazy

Just driven home, as I came off the motorway I noticed black smoke curling up in front of me coming from the bit of the steering column behind the wheel that holds all the indicator and windscreen...

Fat Bloke

News of the World

During the week I was asking people not to buy the news of the world and the Sun, most people agreed, but when I suggested that they should also consider cancelling their Sky TV subscription I was...

potty64

E-Bay

I have just sold a large item on E-Bay for the first time. The buyer is coming to my house and will pay on collection. Now I'm worried incase the notes are forgeries.What can I do? He's coming...

barney15c

British Gas ripping of customers again

British gas have just announced their price rises of 18% ave on Gas and 16% on electricity, 1% less on Gas and a massive 6% more on electricity than scottish power. They had the cheek to say that they...

smart1

Am I the only one?

If all illegal drugs were legalised, and subsequently taxable, that would automatically eradicate a lot of the associated crimes? Money laundering, prostitution, human trafficking et al. Legalisation...

Barmaid

Ethical practices in food production

How much do you consider ethical practices in food production? Do you think "how far has this meat/fish/veg travelled" - ie the carbon footprint. Or do you try and source local ingredients?...

sherrardk

Can't decide

Bacon and mushroom tostie or bacon, mushroom and fried bread?

barney15c

News International / NOTW accused of deleting emails

NI have been accused of deleting 1/2 Terrabite of Emails dating back to 2005 that could include incriminating evidence regarding phone tapping. http://www.guardian.c...ls-news-international The...

LewPaper

What causes an itch . . .

. . . and why does a scratch stop it?

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