my menu is----
melon
carrot and coriander soup
home made steak pie,mash,roast vegetables,gravy.
rhubarb sponge and custard or-mixed berries and ice cream....
Eating porridge
Can of irn bru
With my westie beside me waiting for a bit
....cue jokes now!!
(im not miserable, tight fisted or wearing a string vest) pmsllll xxx...
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