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Axle Bushes

Is it an expensive job for the garage to replace the rear axle bushes on a Ford Ka (2002). My daughter has just been told they need replacing as it will fail the next MOT.

moonraker558

Drive Thru Atm

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...

paddyk

My corsa b has just failed MOT on a cracked rear axle. I realise that a repair would probably exceed the value of the car but I just wondered if anyone could tell me how big a job it is and around how...

Marl

Included In Mot?

Is a vehicle's rear screen wiper included in the MOT test?

Fatlegs

Has Anyone Here Ever Made Up Their Own Joke?

I was reading through the jokes here and this had me thinking that they all had to have came from a source like you or i so have you or anyone you know ever made up a joke and if you have let's hear...

zannehnazhen

How Do These

non smoking fags work?

Connemmara

Plastic Bags

I have been using my plastic supermarket bags to scoop my dog's poo. Now with the levy in I bought a large bag of dog poo bags and they disgusting in that they would be too small and you would "feel"...

paddyk

Staff Pay Negotiations

At our company the shop floor employees are represented by a union for their annual pay negotiations which always results in them getting a higher pay rise than the monthly paid staff - in fact some...

Jemisa

A Few More...

I bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept...

TWR

Mobiles Whilst Driving

TWR Question Author How many drivers do you still see, using their mobiles whilst driving? what should the penalty be? Is the 3 points a deterrent or is it a waste of time? The right place this time....

McMouse

The Italian Virginity Test

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a...

marval

Nelson at Trafalgar 2012

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry...

coinman

life after

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together,...

Significantother

Dog & Cat Diaries

DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM...

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