Even if you don't like the sentiment, you've got to admire his way with words! AUSTRALIA - THE VOICE OF MODERATION One thing about blokes from down under is that their hearts and humour are always in...
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before...
I am currently using a desktop PC but have ordered a new laptop whiich is coming tomorrow. I was just wondering exactly what happens when you change to wireless Internet? I have never had to set it up...
members of an ancient jewish sect that emphasised strict interpretation and observance of the mosaic law in both its oral and written form(p---i-e-s) a book of the new testament consisting of letters...
Help needed please with last few clues 9d Laugh seeing children's TV series 13 letter word ?H?C?L?V?S??? 23a Normal quantity is most important, 9 letter word ?A?A???N?- thought perhaps the answer is...
14 across, a carrier in the world of medicine. (9, 6). 19 across, old transport worker and ex-us president, (6). 18 across, bulbous flowers, (8). 16 down, a housemaid, (8) Thanks again.
In Greek mythology a maiden changed into a spider 9a A????N? A person or group hostile to someone 27a ???E??A?Y Informal name for a useless person 33a ?E?D?O??...
I was at Asda yesterday, this thick Fluffin' chav bitch was on the check-out, face like a slapped elbow and all the charisma of a jellied eel. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had...
A vampire walks into a pub and asks for a cup of boiling water, "I thought you people only drank blood" says the bar maid, he pulls out a used tampon "it's ok, I'm only making a...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company... One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.... Could ya' be saying'...
After watching Antiques Road Show last night,( which was set in Wales.) I have come to the conclusion that the Welsh must be the ugliest race in Christendom!