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Leggendisgod
Set phasers to stun. Women and children lock yourselves in the basement. Dont let any pets outside .
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B00
Hello, can I just ask... Do you really use words like "beastly", "jolly" and "poopy" in your normal everyday conversations? I have to be honest...
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pastafreak
It sounds / looks like hail on the windows at the moment..... nice start to the week......;-( but there are blue skies at the same time.....
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mrs_overall
...dates. (The dried fruit, not a night out!) Why do we always buy them at Xmas? Why is that long plastic fork put in? It's always sticky and useless!
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Bettyboo22
What fillings could I put in some cookies ? I have got choco chips but what else can I put in the cookies ?
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mudskipper
A suitable 'first date' gift?
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SLINKYKATE
at the moment i am having a plate of home made soup,it was made with leftovers and its lovely,then i'm going for a nice bath,put on my new clothes and go out for a birthday meal with my ex.and 2...
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NoMercy
Ever lost something valuable, and had it handed in by an honest person?
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BigDogsWang
I've had a number of cats in my lifetime, but my current cat Zephyr is the only one I've owned with this peculiar habit. I sit at my computer in the spare bedroom, working away, when I hear purring...
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luxury
http://search.qvcuk.com/QVCUK/Search.ff?query= prescriptives&cm_re=PAGE-_-SEARCH-_-SEARCH &image.x=26&image.y=7 I don't think this is real.....
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Leggendisgod
So its been hyperactive on Cb over the weekend but it seems that monday ahsstarted nice and mellow. So ive ben outside having a nice coffeee at the gay cafe and chillin out. Poped back in as its...
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docspock
Me and the Missus have bought a retirement home 6 miles from blackpool. We wil move in 1st July . What a good do.
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vicious_sid
Went to a medieval fayre today in Maidstone kent, quite enjoyable, anyway, I saw one of the stallholders wearing a medieval 3/4 length linen or cotton shirt (apparently it was authentic for the...
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JockSporran
Does anyone actually keep a secret diary? Surely if you have a secret you don't want people to know about, the last thing you should do is write it down on paper and create evidence. Is there some...
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filthiestfis
I have some eggs in the fridge with a BBE date of 05th april. After 3 weeks, would you chuck them out or use them?
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Leggendisgod
i am the messssssssssssssssssssssiahhhhhhhhhhhh nytol mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Leggendisgod
yep its that time and im orf tae ma bed been fun seeing the cabbages get chopped and sliced and diced lol catchya manyanner icey , pasty , mwb , nomerc and alll the other disciplic types go in peace...
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Leggendisgod
well here we go folks.what will the winkle hag be wearing? is that shoe polish round her eyes? is that a dirty net curtain ????
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Leggendisgod
a funny old nite eh ??????

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