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sir.knobby
Got a jesus rug. What you got?
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johnny.5
or did you win it in a competition ?
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ddaisy992
i will explode if i hear that again! 0 )
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pastafreak
That's what it is gonna be down here........the uni students-all 26,000 o them -have emptied the shelves of booze in Sainsbury's and Tescos.... ;-0
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funnygirl
When I have been on the train up and down the country, looking out the windows, you always see a lonely house stuck in the middle of a field in the back of nowhere. No shops around, the nearest town...
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QueenOfAmber
Who here has a IQ higher than 110? My highest ever IQ score was 131 - can anyone beat that or 110? Thanks. QueenOfAmber P.S. Why am I green? (My username that is)
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Doc.Spock.1
just turned noon and still in dressing gown.
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4getmenot
if your mum went to papers with this http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/arti cle1876715.ece I know he's dead now but did she have to tell the world
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dot.hawkes
Or this that a daft thing to wish????? I'm off out to start my birthday, thanks for all the good wishes, had lots of texts already!!! (Started at 6.30am!!!) I sent the ed my mobile number in the...
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DebsyDoo
You could have just one wish for Christmas . . . . . . . What would it be ?
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legendis.god
goodnight johnboy goodnight jimbob goodnight gramma godnight gramps goodnight mary ellen oooooohhh maryelllllennnnnnnnnnnnn : 0) nite folks see ya tomorrrow lol
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legendis.god
Just got an email there from prky butts inc. Asking me if i wanted to buy the new pigs bottom wheel clamp!! Can clamp up to a 17binch car wheel as it comes from a giant wild boar. Comes with a lock...
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rabbitygirl
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb....
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legendis.god
Well ?
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craig14
hi i am 14 and i need a job because i have nothing to do and i can't keep asking my mum for money i am perfect for this job hard work dose not bother me and i will always do my best also i will work...
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babybow
ouch!!!!!!! begger the thought LOL In Cyberspace no-one can hear you laugh ...............
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puddicat
Just got my hair done, did the t zone with foils, popped some toner on it, washed it then dried it,snipped it, then tonged it, hey ho ?62 plus tip total ?64 and they say theres a credit crunch!!!
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legendis.god
borat mankini for a body wax yashemak u watching it ?
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pastafreak
(((((((( HUGS )))))))) cos you need it xx
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legendis.god
channel 4 and brand is next too u watchin ?

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