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Clamato Juice

Can anyone tell me where I can buy Clamato Juice in Co. Antrim please? I phoned Sainsburys who said none of their stores had it. I also phoned the local Tesco, Asda, Supervalu and Co-op without any...

SIRandyraven

Lets Nuke Iceland .....

First they nick our Cod and now my Council Tax .... I say add them to the Axis of Evil list and invade them ...

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wonkon-wonk

it's hard to believe

these fat numpty idle sods live just down the road from me. jamie oliver in rotherham apparently men don't cook in rotherham!

Ice.Maiden

OK - taking notes. Who's....

going to Tenerife next March then? Need everyone's names down. Still room for a few more! : )

topogigo

Best chat up line

My friend won a week in Barcelona for sending a chat up line to a Radio Station in the W Mids: "If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together" Groan

legend.isgod

Where are all the gaggers?

They weer here earlier. Or are they on date.a .psycho .com ? Welll you never know eh ????

legend.isgod

nytol

I leave you in the sweat soaked hands of baldrick and monkey poo. Take care and ill catch ya manana DID THIS HELP ????

Velvetee

Do you despise your colleagues?

Does anyone else despise most of their work colleagues? Does it raddle you, when the popular, but incredibly lazy ones are rewarded and favoured above those of us who are hardworking and...

joggerjayne

things you can do in bed

... on your own. I'm going soon, so ... ideas ? Like ... Take a lappy and stay on AB Read an improving book Take a lappy and look up holidays Knit

thumbalina

Pyjamas

Are you in yours yet? im in mine ;)) x

reneebean

Gluten

Hi, can anyone please tell me where I can get some Gluten to make my low-card bread.

wonkon-wonk

sex

as nothing to do with this thread so .......... JJ sara & daniela take your smut elsewhere! anyway the rest of you lovely people what are you having for tea tonight?

razmataz

isn't it embarrassing when your bf turns up unexpectedly?

Over the weekend my fella turned up unexpectedly and I was in my pyjamas with no make up on and I had not yet showered. I was very embarrassed because I normally dress up well for him, and although we...

numberouno

why cant people do simple maths without a calculator nowadays?

was in a shop t'other day. the shop assistant could not work out 24 x 2, i was saying it out loud muttering (which is normal for me) assistant said ill just go work it out for you! i said its ok its...

icemaiden

I can't believe this!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-107272 9/Jobless-Afghan-mother-seven-gets-170-000-ben efits-lives-1million-council-house.html I hope this link works. If not go to Daily Mail online.

what..the?

couples holding hands?

I have seen loads of couples walking down the street holding hands over the last couple of days and this is in Plymouth of all places which in my view is one of the most violent and disfuctional...

Doc.Spock

Fed up with rum n coke

where can I obtain some high quality bottled water. Need to impress some friends at the weekend.

legendis.god

dressing up like in mr benn

oK HERE WE GO http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part= 80034 OR http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part= 23505 OR EVEN THIS http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part= 80032