from a return trip to Jupiter: zipped around Uranus (of course), and came to land in woodland in/or around Clayton,. Staffordshire. Is that because we were in a flying saucer?....Potteries perchance?
Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....
I am nearly 50 I get asked out everyday by atleast 8-9 blokes some of them are as young as 22!!! do you think they are just desparte. I go to the gym 4 times a week I look great. have lovely long hair...
Well nes crocs on , new boxer shorts , decided to put on a new username . Does it suit me ? Does my bum look bigger in this ? btw i am THE MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIAH
This Friday night i am going to win the euro millions. So ill have 92 million quid to spend. I f i was to say id by you something or a collection of things up to the value of 30,000 quid . What would...
I am signing off for now as I have a bit of prep to do for school and I have a headache to boot. I also want to try to stay up ands see the new VP candidate speak at the Republican convention. Have a...
Anyone ever been to one of those american type motivational works courses. You know where theyget those flip charts out and a mega sized marker pen. Did you join in and think it was great ? Or did you...
Rory mcgrath at the world nettle eating competition !! Surely you get stung to bits just picking them up ??? And now a womans havin a pee in a plastic pint tumbler so she doesnt need to stop !!!...
Helloooo :) Am back from New York and sooo tired. Had the most amazing time and can't wait to go back as so much more I want to do. Hope everyone's good, have I missed anything exciting?