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stewey
from a return trip to Jupiter: zipped around Uranus (of course), and came to land in woodland in/or around Clayton,. Staffordshire. Is that because we were in a flying saucer?....Potteries perchance?
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legend_mark5
Think i might go out to zazzzzas on the ****** you got any similar plans ?????
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mrs.chappie
I nearly did in Scarborough last weekend - but when I noticed they were six quid for one, I thought b*gger it, I'll have fish and chips instead.
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legend_mark5
i wouldnt mind renting a room in samanthas hom e yummy mummy mmmmmmmmmmm
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celeryman
Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....
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pastafreak
have I missed any fights-please say no.........;-)
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legend_mark5
Todays word is BARREN. What does it mean top you ? Can you use it in a sentence to explain ? DID THIS HELP ?
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reception
I am nearly 50 I get asked out everyday by atleast 8-9 blokes some of them are as young as 22!!! do you think they are just desparte. I go to the gym 4 times a week I look great. have lovely long hair...
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pastafreak
I will probably get shot for asking that....but it IS a valid question.
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legend_mark4
Well nes crocs on , new boxer shorts , decided to put on a new username . Does it suit me ? Does my bum look bigger in this ? btw i am THE MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIAH
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legend_mark3
im fooked dozing off see ya manana adiossssssssssssssssssss
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mrs.chappie
pizza? Everyone I've ever bought, they seem to have forgotten to put the topping on. :o(
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legend_mark3
This Friday night i am going to win the euro millions. So ill have 92 million quid to spend. I f i was to say id by you something or a collection of things up to the value of 30,000 quid . What would...
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EngTeach
I am signing off for now as I have a bit of prep to do for school and I have a headache to boot. I also want to try to stay up ands see the new VP candidate speak at the Republican convention. Have a...
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legend_mark3
Anyone ever been to one of those american type motivational works courses. You know where theyget those flip charts out and a mega sized marker pen. Did you join in and think it was great ? Or did you...
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Oh-No-NoKnow
fair play to leggy thou for correct grammer usage!
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legend_mark3
Tied up? Or tying up ?
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legend_mark3
Rory mcgrath at the world nettle eating competition !! Surely you get stung to bits just picking them up ??? And now a womans havin a pee in a plastic pint tumbler so she doesnt need to stop !!!...
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legend_mark3
Today im off to makros. Question is . Should i buy some sambuca which is on special offer or not ?
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Eve
Helloooo :) Am back from New York and sooo tired. Had the most amazing time and can't wait to go back as so much more I want to do. Hope everyone's good, have I missed anything exciting?

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