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pastafreak
don't anyone complain about how hot it is.....unless you have been in a bloody hot kitchen for the last 8 hours.....you will have no sympathy from me!!..send cool thoughts this way,please. I am now...
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knobbyn0nuts
Are you around yet warming your digits up ready for action later I bet you are watching just waiting to slide in here edgeways any moment now aint you. If you have your ears on this is for you....
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deedee24
I've been to the docs and they won't give me anything as i am 19 weeks pregnant, i get it all year round, The best way to describe it is i thin film appears over my eye and i rub it and it gloops up...
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Doc_Spock
Good year or what.
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daisycutter
My step daughter is throwing an 18th birthday party in August and virtually everyone is invited. My husband (her Dad) and my kids are all on the list. But also on the list is the friend of her mother...
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pastafreak
Sitting here witheyelids propped open......all of last night's excitement has left me tuckered-lol Take care all...Mwaaaahhh,Mwaaaahhhh!! xx
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noknowledge
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legend758
Nytol im off to bed . only really popped on for an hour and stayed about 3 . busy weekend with the little leg so will chat sometime whenever ok ? nite nite and women rememeber men made you what you...
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harryshaw
going to bed with stephen king geralds game good book took me a long time to find it to read gud nite legend knobby pasta ice bez gracie fields also sang sally ska wee willie mamma not seen her the...
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Shirl
apart from the easy part of making babies
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pastafreak
Just saw Robert Plant (Led Zep) on "later".......now there is one man who can pluck my strings........do any old rockers do it for you???.......yeh-I know Ice!
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SKA
I keep getting the feeling my lap top is about to blow up must go now night!!!!
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legend758
what you eating ? i got a barbeque rib thingy from morrissons in a bun and half of a morisssons carrot n orange cake .the best. it bleedin well is too lool. so what you munchin on ?
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legend758
ARE WOMEN REALLY THAT IMPORTANT GUYS ? i mean afterall with the influx of easteuropeans couldnt you just have a polish/slav/serbian and keep them in the attic apart from servicing you for sex and to...
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SKA
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SKA
whats yours?
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noknowledge
A storm is raging inside my head The wind is howling such thoughts of death Why am I so lost and confused?
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legend758
Ladies have you ever suffered from having a partner with an oversized penis ? Its just summit knobby said to me in madjorca. He told me hed had complaints because his willy was too big for some of his...

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