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banjosister
I have been getting conflicting advice from friends. Have recently split up from long term partner. Do I go straight back out there and back into the saddle - so to speak. I do I give myself time to...
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kawa4
Getting a bit tipsy here on my own! Old fart is in bed! Any suggestion on what i can do to amuse myself?
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booshman
What is your opinion of BIG Russ? I've heard lots of positive and negative comments about him, just wondering how anyone can possibly not like him? I believe him to, not only be the funniest comedian...
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i.am.legend
Zimbabwe people in the hospital their injuries were hands burnt in a fire !! head hit with axe ! body beaten with bicycke chains ! body dripped melted plastic on about a hundred drops burnt on the...
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banjosister
or just generally sha**in do you ALWAYS use a condom? BB xx
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i.am.legend
Pamela anderson in leather with guns big knockers and lots of action. Oh yeah Dont calll her babe Or youre fooooked BARB WIRE ON ITV AFTER NEWS QWALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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i.am.legend
Im not asking what it was . Im just wondering if youve done anything or if youre totally innocent and a lickle angel ? Well angel or devil ?
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kawa4
Eveing All! Well ive put the kids to bed done the washing up and just put the old fart to bed as well! So thought i would have some me time talking to you all!! Abit of Adult convo! Any topic of...
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shivvy
I bought a jar of tahini a while ago and am now trying to buy more however I can't remember where I bought it :o( I was sure I had got it in Tesco although they are sure that they never stocked it!!...
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i.am.legend
Seems i misssed my clone Apart from that looks like it was a bit crapppy? Ab was far tooo slow slow What did you do last night instead of stayin here feeding your obsession? Unless you actually...
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i.am.legend
Todays word iz FLATTERY. What does it mean to you ? Typos permit ted, if you can fink of sum good wuns : -)
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pastafreak
I just weighed my 9 month old kitten...and he is about 12lbs.....that seems a lot. How much more will he grow? Will I need a wheelbarrow to move him about-lol?
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i.am.legend
Nytol folks. Been fun and im offf to bed work manana take care all xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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dot.hawkes
It's been an awful night, it was my youngest son's GF's birthday yesterday and they went into Preston last night, i went to my works do, came home and it was a really pleasant evening. 3.45am, my...
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i.am.legend
Welll mi gato has just wandered in , rubbed itself against my leg and meowwwwwed for food. Ive filled its bowl with water and its other bowl with food and hes munchin away on it. They say its a dogs...
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harryshaw
then i cried buckets nite all whoever is a wake
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knobbys nutz
Been there and done it all but in less than a months time I am going to marry my little lippy duck and I am crying now but I dont know why as I am the most privelaged man in the world as I have the...
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spring_lamb
my partner has not been near me in nearly 3 weeks... what do you suggest? i'm starting to feel really s**t bout the situation
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cuddleMe
Go guys go to the centre of the dance floor.... play the music.... Cm'on girls ... dance round the boys, grind up n down their sexy body.... n boys hands off ;) ooo i wanna go clubing love doing this...
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i.am.legend
eddie murphy comin to america quality his best movie

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