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Edible Band Names

I'll start you off.. Iggy Popcorn Smashing Pumpkins Pie Bon Bon Jovi...
20:14 Sat 19th Dec 2020179 answers, last by Arksided 14:47 Sun 20th Dec 2020
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My Son..

My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly....
09:05 Fri 18th Dec 20206 answers, last by zebo 11:35 Fri 18th Dec 2020
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Where?

Where do Russians buy their coffee? Tsarbucks.....
12:14 Mon 14th Dec 2020
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What Would They Be Called?

If some of our politicians/world leaders were in a music band, what would they be called? Joe Biden & The Zimmers Boris & The Bullingdon Club...
22:17 Sun 13th Dec 202036 answers, last by Patsy33 11:56 Wed 16th Dec 2020
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Christmas Presents

My mate from Liverpool got his kids a trampoline, and a couple of bikes for Christmas. I asked where he got them from. He said off the internet. Oh, which website, I asked. He replied Google Earth.
13:21 Sun 13th Dec 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 13:44 Sun 13th Dec 2020
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Ruin A Song Title By Changing One Letter.

I'll start you off... Piggy Sue Your Pong. Tie a Yellow Gibbon Round the Old Oak Tree...
19:11 Sat 12th Dec 2020168 answers, last by douglas9401 23:07 Thu 17th Dec 2020
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Budgie

My friend gave me a poorly budgie. I've made him as comfortable as I can in his new cage. He did lose his appetite, but I'm sure it will return. I just know he will succeed!
20:46 Fri 11th Dec 20209 answers, last by tonyav 23:59 Fri 11th Dec 2020
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The Gift, Netflix

Trying to find this psycological thriller eith Jason Bateman, but keep getting a series with same name. Cant seem to find the one we want. Any suggestions?
21:14 Sun 06th Dec 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 22:00 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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Fun! Barbers/ Hairdressers Related To Film Titless.

I'll begin; Shaving Private Ryan What about 'Bob'...
19:06 Sat 05th Dec 202076 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 20:20 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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Weird Phone Call!

My husband just had a phone call from 'Essex Police' saying they had a ***** ******* in custody, and did we know him. He gave our surname but wrong christian name. It was from a Sergeant *****, my...
11:42 Fri 04th Dec 20204 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:26 Fri 04th Dec 2020
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Amazon Delivery Drivers, Again!

We've had problems with delivery in the last month or so. My son has complained, made the address more simple, by putting opposite memorial/ shop, whatever. Still nothing. He always gets his money...
10:36 Fri 04th Dec 202016 answers, last by roopower 11:39 Fri 04th Dec 2020
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I Was Late..

As I was late to the cannibal feast, I was given the cold shoulder. ....
14:54 Thu 03rd Dec 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:14 Thu 03rd Dec 2020
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Soup Kitchen.

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was, "Come on, Hurry up. Some of us have got homes to go to"...
17:58 Wed 02nd Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:47 Thu 03rd Dec 2020
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The Queens Gambit.

My sister recommended this series on Netflix. When she told me the subject was about chess, I felt put off. She told me not to be put off by this, and assured me I'd like it. Well, watched two...
19:18 Mon 30th Nov 202029 answers, last by Patsy33 11:46 Wed 02nd Dec 2020
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Price Of Butter

A couple of years ago, I switched a favourite brand of butter, to Lurpack, slightly salted, 500 g. Ive been shocked how much the price has jumped! £3.75! I felt quite guilty for putting it on my...
13:25 Mon 30th Nov 202080 answers, last by Patsy33 19:20 Mon 30th Nov 2020
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My Mate..

My mate's got breasts on the brain, shocking plastic surgery....
20:26 Sun 29th Nov 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:59 Sun 29th Nov 2020
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Fun! Famous 'Body' Of Famous People.

I'll start you off. Urethra Franklin Organ Freeman...
17:22 Sat 28th Nov 2020105 answers, last by Patsy33 13:11 Sun 29th Nov 2020
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Electric Tripping Out When Dryer In Use

Several times lately, our electrics has tripped out. Not all, usually tv, computers, cooker Lights still on. I've noticed it happens every time dryer is in use. I'm sure I could smell like a feint...
16:48 Sat 28th Nov 202010 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Sat 28th Nov 2020
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Awful Pub..

Went to a shocking pub last night called 'The Fiddle', it was a vile inn....
21:11 Fri 27th Nov 20201 answer, last by Chipchopper 07:43 Sat 28th Nov 2020
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Gerd, Worse

Hi Sqad, not long finished course of antibiotics, for kidney infection. This last week has been awful, regards GERD symptoms, worsening. I've been quite wheezy, pain in my( top) of back, feeling...
11:47 Fri 27th Nov 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 12:14 Fri 27th Nov 2020

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