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Mixed Up

Have you ever accidently, got your creams, lotions & potions mixed up? I thought I was rubbing my tube of face cream for fine lines on my face yesterday morning. To my horror, I was using tube of...
14:43 Sat 21st Nov 202031 answers, last by Patsy33 19:26 Sat 21st Nov 2020
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For More Fun! Song Titles Related To The Bible.

I'll start you off., Wise Men by James Blunt The Flood by Take That Daniel by Elton John...
17:31 Fri 20th Nov 2020102 answers, last by Patsy33 11:59 Sat 21st Nov 2020
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Obsessed With Football

My partner left me because I’m too obsessed with football. Oh well, we had 5 good seasons together....
14:13 Fri 20th Nov 202013 answers, last by Barsel 10:42 Sat 21st Nov 2020
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Local Football Team.

Our local football league has a Greek mythological team, their striker is half man, half horse, he’s their centaur forward....
16:20 Mon 16th Nov 20207 answers, last by agchristie 20:15 Mon 16th Nov 2020
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Accident

A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee, it was instant....
20:25 Sun 15th Nov 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 16:44 Mon 16th Nov 2020
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Bloodline

Has anyone watched the whole series of Bloodline on Netflix? We were really enjoying this, until the last couple of rushed episodes. Apparently, money was an issue. So gutted....
13:14 Sun 08th Nov 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 19:23 Mon 09th Nov 2020
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Any Truth In This?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away or is it just one of granny's myths?
18:26 Thu 05th Nov 20202 answers, last by Everhelpful 13:48 Sat 07th Nov 2020
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I've Quit My Job.

I've quit my job at the cat shelter, had no choice, they reduced meowers...
10:16 Thu 05th Nov 20203 answers, last by elliemay1 18:35 Thu 05th Nov 2020
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An Early Start

BREAKING: Due to the ongoing uncertainty, Chris Rea has just set off......
21:43 Wed 04th Nov 20201 answer, last by Arrods 19:32 Thu 05th Nov 2020
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Birthday Present

My neighbour says he's in trouble with his wife. She asked for some lorry oil for her birthday. He said, Apparently, it's spelt 'L'Oreal ......
17:51 Mon 02nd Nov 20208 answers, last by Arksided 17:00 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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Bouncy Castle

I've just finished playing on the bouncy castle. When I got off, I noticed someone had taken my shoes. So, I would like to say, whoever has taken them, "Grow up"!...
17:16 Mon 02nd Nov 20205 answers, last by Baldric 20:14 Sat 14th Nov 2020
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Daily Mail Prize Crossword Monday November 2Nd 2020

Spare tyre's firm. (11) College provided wage controls still. (6)...
16:23 Mon 02nd Nov 20208 answers, last by Patsy33 17:04 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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Nice Car!

I pulled up next to a Porsche at the traffic lights. "Nice car mate", I said. "Must've set you back a fair bit." "£119,500", he replied with a smug grin on his face. "Wow, just think", I said....
08:22 Tue 27th Oct 20202 answers, last by maggiebee 17:06 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Course

I accidentally booked myself on an escapology course and now I'm struggling to get out of it.
16:41 Sun 25th Oct 2020
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Prescribed..

I’ve been prescribed anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in....
18:24 Mon 29th Jun 20201 answer, last by aelmpvw 18:27 Mon 29th Jun 2020
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A Flying Suspect

A flying insect was apprehended in the offices of MI5 yesterday. He’s avoided all questions about why he was there, but it’s strongly suspected that he’s the Cagey Bee....
13:38 Sat 27th Jun 20203 answers, last by Canary42 19:27 Sat 27th Jun 2020
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New Fuel..

A large oil company, has announced its going to start producing fuel from insects urine. It's called BP....
20:49 Wed 24th Jun 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 23:11 Wed 24th Jun 2020
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Farmer

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? Because he was tired of haulin' oats...
17:40 Sun 21st Jun 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 22:39 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Anagram Connections

Unscramble the following words and find a word that connects them. Note that although some words have more than one anagram, only one will fit the connecting word. CANED AES BROAD LAPN RIFTS POSH...
16:28 Sun 21st Jun 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 17:23 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Can You Connect

How can you connect the following words? CLOCK SYSTEM TRAFFIC EGG RETREAT DRUM...
16:14 Sun 21st Jun 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 16:19 Sun 21st Jun 2020

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