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Patsy33

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Horses

I was talking to a local farmer today, whilst admiring his horses. He told me they love listening to music. I asked him what was their favourite song. He replied, 'Hay Chewed' by the Beatles..
19:53 Fri 17th Apr 202016 answers, last by retrocop 18:31 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Beekeeper

I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver....
17:05 Thu 16th Apr 20207 answers, last by marval 15:02 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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Just Heard

Just heard, a local manufacturer that makes food blenders, has gone into liquidation..
16:45 Wed 15th Apr 202022 answers, last by retrocop 14:54 Thu 16th Apr 2020
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Dog Kennels

My brother's Dog Kennels business is in trouble. He's called in the retrievers..
20:17 Tue 14th Apr 202016 answers, last by Canary42 22:51 Tue 14th Apr 2020
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Father And Son Singing A Classic

https://youtu.be/cEXhZ8PwM-Y...
14:21 Mon 13th Apr 20206 answers, last by emmie 03:13 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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Planning

I've stocked up on loads of ice-cream, timned fruit and raspberry sauce. Ive just heard my husband tell his mother on the phone, "She must be planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes."...
10:26 Sun 12th Apr 20204 answers, last by marval 14:44 Sun 12th Apr 2020
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Yorkshire Airlines. Hale & Pace.

This has been shown before, but it's good for another giggle! https://youtu.be/ivPWP_6tG4M...
18:04 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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Obsession

My partner left me because of my obsession with cars My fault. I drove her away.....
19:42 Wed 08th Apr 20208 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:12 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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Smokers Urged To Give It Up..

Coronavirus: 1.3 billion smokers urged to quit to reduce COVID-19 risks The cigarette industry is urged to stop making tobacco, as a study says smokers with COVID-19 are more likely to be seriously...
11:37 Wed 08th Apr 202017 answers, last by sherrardk 12:05 Wed 08th Apr 2020
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Locksmith

A man is sitting in the dock at court. The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the...
17:02 Mon 06th Apr 20205 answers, last by iansolin 19:43 Mon 23rd Aug 2021
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Wise Advice

My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow. It was sage advice.....
14:42 Sat 04th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 16:49 Sat 04th Apr 2020
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Retro Cop

Can't open any of your links....
12:27 Mon 30th Mar 20207 answers, last by royfromaus 12:59 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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Thanks For The Delivery..

Me, yelling through the front door... "THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY, JUST LEAVE THE SHOPPING ON THE DOORSTEP" Husband, "Just let me in the darn house!!"...
11:45 Mon 30th Mar 20202 answers, last by jno 22:20 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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Party

I'm having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited.....
16:31 Sat 28th Mar 20208 answers, last by Sipowicz 12:13 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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Dirty Rich..

My neighbour just buried £100,000 in his back garden.. ..he wanted to make his soil richer....
16:04 Sat 28th Mar 20204 answers, last by Spicerack 17:13 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Feels Like Head Cold

Last couple of days feels like I have a head cold with nasty headaches and feeling very tired at times. Slightly wheezy yesterday but gone off now. Do you think I should be worried?
15:25 Sat 28th Mar 202017 answers, last by Patsy33 18:39 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Just For Fun

1 Machu Picchu is located in which country? 2 Who designed St. Paul's Cathedral? 3 Which is the longest river in Asia? 4 Which Scottish city is situated on the banks of the River Tay? Perth, Stirling...
12:45 Sat 28th Mar 202018 answers, last by Ken4155 13:17 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Car Trouble

My wife called because the car wouldn't start. She said it has water in the carburetor. Knowing my wife has no knowledge of anything mechanical I said, "and how do you know there's water in the the...
11:11 Fri 27th Mar 20202 answers, last by marval 14:36 Fri 27th Mar 2020
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I Gotta Wash My Hands...'beatles'

https://youtu.be/60M7R3S1e7U...
21:53 Thu 26th Mar 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 22:31 Thu 26th Mar 2020
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World Map..

My partner purchased a world map.... gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when this pandemic is over". Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the...
18:07 Wed 25th Mar 20206 answers, last by Togo 20:30 Thu 26th Mar 2020

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