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Talented Boys!

From Rock the Lock Down on FB. https://youtu.be/WTPhHVWclow...
11:23 Sun 22nd Mar 20203 answers, last by NickorWan 11:28 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Should We Follow This Advice?.....

https://www.newsweek.com/mike-pence-tells-americans-spend-more-time-your-knees-internet-1452899...
14:14 Sat 21st Mar 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 11:40 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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They Lied!

They said wear a mask and gloves when you go to grocery shop. They lied. Everybody had clothes on.....
09:30 Sat 21st Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 10:38 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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Seller

I use to sell loose onions, until I got the sack...
18:26 Thu 19th Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 18:28 Fri 20th Mar 2020
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Dodgy Doctor

Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions There must have been a tip off...
22:58 Wed 18th Mar 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:00 Thu 19th Mar 2020
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Funeral Cancelled

Just had a message to say that my husband's cousin, who was going to have her funeral next Tuesday, has been cancelled. This is because of CV. I was only thinking about this a few days ago. I suppose...
20:52 Tue 17th Mar 20209 answers, last by retrocop 23:48 Tue 17th Mar 2020
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Repent Your Sins!

https://www.gifng.com/animals/71177/...
18:22 Mon 16th Mar 20202 answers, last by pixie374 18:25 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Nadine Dorries Has Been Tested Positive For Coronavirus

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/nadine-dorries...
23:07 Tue 10th Mar 202030 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 09:56 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Flight Control On Strike...

We were all ready for take off for our holiday to Costa del Sol from Birmingham, when the captain announced we could be sat here on plane for 2 hours! Aggjhhh! My husband is not a happy person! Flight...
10:53 Thu 20th Feb 202022 answers, last by marval 16:17 Thu 20th Feb 2020
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Holiday

My partner asked, " When we go on holiday to Egypt, can we go on a camel?" I said, don't be so darn silly, It will take us ages to get there!"...
13:32 Mon 17th Feb 20205 answers, last by marval 17:53 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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Puppeteer. What Talent!

https://youtu.be/dv54TXyNkyQ...
13:03 Mon 17th Feb 202010 answers, last by Patsy33 13:33 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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We All Know..

We all know that Einstien was a genius. His brother Frank was a monster....
18:31 Fri 14th Feb 20201 answer, last by marval 23:50 Fri 14th Feb 2020
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Making A Movie...

Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play...
21:27 Thu 13th Feb 20209 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Sat 15th Feb 2020
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Did You Hear..

Did you hear Scotland is forming a new branch of their military? They are calling it The Scotchgard. Its motto is "To protect the very fabric of our nation."...
21:07 Tue 11th Feb 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 11th Feb 2020
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My Friend

My friend lost his job at the pet shop... He got caught with his hand in the trill....
15:36 Sun 09th Feb 20201 answer, last by Togo 20:26 Sun 09th Feb 2020
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Stole

Someone stole £5000 worth of Red Bull from a local delivery truck. How do these people sleep at night?...
21:31 Thu 06th Feb 20201 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:33 Fri 07th Feb 2020
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Aging Rock Bands

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far... Just working out the Kinks....
18:32 Mon 03rd Feb 202026 answers, last by Mexican18 12:05 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Inside No. 9

If you're a fan of this series, the 5th Series is starting Monday, 3rd Feb at 10 pm BBC2. Can't wait!
14:30 Sat 01st Feb 20205 answers, last by Rosie29 21:00 Sat 01st Feb 2020
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Out Of Date Icing Sugar

I was just getting ingredients out to make a chocolate victiria sponge, when I noticed the date on icing sugar is 11/11/17! Do you think it will be ok to use it or buy another one. Shop is 2 minutes...
14:39 Fri 31st Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 14:46 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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A Shifty Looking Guy..

A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying. The bartender asks "What's that?" The guy answers "6 pounds of...
12:30 Fri 31st Jan 20206 answers, last by bookbinder 18:06 Fri 31st Jan 2020

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