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Colander

I yelled into a colander this morning, and strained my voice..
09:53 Mon 07th Oct 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 18:28 Mon 07th Oct 2019
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Wi-Fi Code

I went to a funeral today, when I asked the priest for the wi-fi code. He shouted, "Have some respect for the dead". I said, "Is that in all lower case?"...
21:21 Sun 06th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 21:31 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Tweet

What did Donald Trump tweet after hearing there was a rumour going around that he hung himself? Fake news!...
20:40 Sat 05th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 13:48 Sun 06th Oct 2019
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Going Green...

The new Director of Public Transportation is obsessed with "green" fuels. He's made all the buses run on thyme....
19:00 Sat 05th Oct 20195 answers, last by Spicerack 12:46 Sun 06th Oct 2019
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I Went To The Doctor Yesterday..

I said, “you know those tablets you gave me to help my obsession with walking in straight lines?” “Yes,” said the doctor, “how are you doing?” “Well,” I replied, “I’ve finally...
16:45 Fri 04th Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 17:07 Fri 04th Oct 2019
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Serious Issues..

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues....
20:14 Thu 03rd Oct 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 20:57 Thu 03rd Oct 2019
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Funny Church Bulletins

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not...
18:09 Tue 01st Oct 201921 answers, last by sanmac 22:36 Tue 01st Oct 2019
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My Friend Asked..

My friend asked me how I bake my bread. I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.....
11:36 Sun 29th Sep 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Sun 29th Sep 2019
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Puppeteer & Freddie Mercury!

https://youtu.be/RigsTZv8aTM...
12:29 Sat 28th Sep 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 17:53 Sat 28th Sep 2019
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I Sold..

I sold all my Dusty Springfield records yesterday.... I just don't know what to do with my shelves.....
19:19 Fri 27th Sep 20198 answers, last by marval 16:03 Sat 28th Sep 2019
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Accidently..

Accidently rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have heinzsight .......
09:44 Fri 20th Sep 20197 answers, last by hereIam 14:57 Fri 20th Sep 2019
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Rhubarb

My mate gave me some manure to put on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still prefer custard.....
07:33 Wed 18th Sep 20192 answers, last by marval 13:47 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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The I-Land

Has anyone watched this series on Netflix, and if you did, what did you think?
20:09 Sun 15th Sep 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 21:56 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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Daily Mail Prize Crossword 16,142 Friday September 13Th 2019

1 d.What ties uo decorator. (7) Thought it might be Painter but cant parse. Help please.
09:30 Sun 15th Sep 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 09:41 Sun 15th Sep 2019
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Cramp In Calves

Can any of you remember some home remedies for cramp in calves at night? Asking for my sister. I remember reading something, somebody suggested and I thought I would pass this information on. Its gone...
16:18 Thu 12th Sep 201924 answers, last by Patsy33 21:58 Wed 18th Sep 2019
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My Wife Is Leaving Me...

...because of my obsession with music. I said, "Melody, please, compose yourself! Please don't let this cause a rift between us"......
20:36 Wed 11th Sep 201920 answers, last by Patsy33 12:45 Thu 12th Sep 2019
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Faith Healer

Paddy says to Mick, "How did you get on at the Faith Healing group yesterday?" Mick said, "They were rubbish! Even the man in the wheelchair got up and walked out".......
11:17 Wed 11th Sep 20193 answers, last by tonyav 19:22 Wed 11th Sep 2019
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Carpenter

Paid up front for the carpenter to make me a double bed. The swine has done a bunk!......
14:22 Mon 09th Sep 201916 answers, last by Spicerack 02:33 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Ice Cream Factory

I left my job at the ice cream factory. Couldn't work on sundaes.
11:30 Sun 01st Sep 20198 answers, last by marval 17:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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Removed

Algebra will be removed from maths lessons in every school, nobody knows y.
19:27 Sat 31st Aug 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 17:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019

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