Thought I spotted the first English super hero earlier. Saw a scouser in Liverpool running down the road wearing a Cape. Turned out the ****** hadn't paid for his haircut..
My daughter's partner has been in hospital fir six hours today. Doctor told him to be taken to hospital, as he had tachycardia, also feeling very unwell. Their young son has had some sort of virus... ...
We have a static 8 berth caravan on a site in Dorset. We've been expecting electric and gas bills to come in. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, management thought our electric bill too low and are... ...
Wife: I'm going shopping, do you need anything? Husband: I'm looking for inner-peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend... ...
My 5, going on 6 year old grandson, is in his Christmas play at school tomorrow. The school doesn't do the traditional stuff, but always make it fun. He told me he is the Narrator. "Oh", says I,... ...
I was in Superdrug a few days, and asked if they had any cream for chilblains. I was told no, I'd have to go to Pharmacy. So I went along to Boots, where there was a long queue. The woman in front... ...