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Agility2

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Credible ?r?s?e?
16:49 Wed 06th Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 16:51 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..dogs should be honest. https://ibb.co/rtjQ906...
05:24 Tue 05th Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:49 Tue 05th Sep 2023
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William51

On The Seabed.

What lies on the seabed and shakes ?. A nervous wreck....
11:00 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..kangaroos shouldn't buy beer. https://ibb.co/3CGdvcM...
05:57 Mon 28th Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 11:47 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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William51

Kids Arrested. - Tesco Barcode. - Gary Kasparov.

Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....
13:50 Sun 23rd Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:30 Mon 24th Jul 2023
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abbeyleigh

Curly Or Straight Hair?

https://postimg.cc/HrTqSjF2/69de176f https://postimg.cc/F1mwFYHQ/7e37f474...
07:13 Tue 20th Jun 202332 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:21 Wed 21st Jun 2023
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Wagesman

Rte Guide 25

28ac. Ye God's! Heavens above! Such studies could go on forever " ☆I☆I☆I☆I☆S My first I is based on the assumption that suit is right for 26d. Thanks in advance....
21:47 Tue 13th Jun 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 22:06 Tue 13th Jun 2023
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AME10032

Dingbats

An interesting one this ! A wavy horizontal line (left to right), with three significant upward deflection "bumps". Inside (under) each bump the letters Au. Any ideas please ?...
18:59 Mon 12th Jun 20234 answers, last by elliemay1 19:12 Mon 12th Jun 2023
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William51

Cinderella. Switzerland. Flying.

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?. She kept running away from the ball!. - What is the best thing about Switzerland?. I do not know, but the flag is a big plus!. - A century age two...
16:27 Mon 05th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:05 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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William51

Peter Pan. Octopus. Doctor, Doctor.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?. Because he Neverlands!. - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?. Ten tickles!. - Doctor, Doctor. Is it true exercise kills germs?. Possibly, but how...
16:01 Mon 15th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:00 Tue 16th May 2023
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William51

Circus. Stairways. Nasa.

Did you here about the circus fire?. It was in tents!. - Why should you never trust stairs?. They are always up to something!. - How does Nasa organise a party?. They planet!....
10:12 Thu 27th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:50 Thu 27th Apr 2023
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brian j john

Body Builders

Female body builder:Doc I've taken so much steroids its actually made me grow a penis! Doctor:Anabolic? Female body builder:No,just a penis....
16:10 Sun 23rd Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 10:47 Mon 24th Apr 2023
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Katie77

Christian Aid 2023 Quiz

Can anyone help with the answer to the last clue on Plants and Flowers. The clue is Old Smoke (8. Thanks...
18:02 Wed 19th Apr 20236 answers, last by Alwyet 04:35 Thu 17th Aug 2023
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William51

Dad Joke. Bullet. House.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....
07:56 Mon 17th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 17:10 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now" Ronnie Barker...
06:27 Fri 14th Apr 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 10:58 Fri 14th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.
06:16 Wed 12th Apr 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:01 Wed 12th Apr 2023
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Hazlinny

Music For Paul O'grady

I thought today it would be nice to remember Paul in music. Can we find songs with a title which includes the following words associated with him: Paul ...... lily...... savage ... blank .... cat/s...
12:14 Wed 29th Mar 202359 answers, last by Hazlinny 20:15 Wed 29th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was reading a book about fish. I only put it down for a minute. Now I can't find my plaice (Credit to fellow ABer Dustypuss)...
10:17 Sat 25th Mar 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 13:11 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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William51

Moon Restaurant. Doctor, Doctor.

What did you think about the restaurant on the moon?. I am afraid it had no atmosphere!. - Doctor, Doctor. Will this ointment get rid of spots?. I never make rash promises!....
11:59 Thu 23rd Mar 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 15:00 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Would you wear spectacles made of oak? Eye wood....
06:37 Sun 12th Mar 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:33 Sun 12th Mar 2023

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