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Supermarket

Which supermarket do you find is the cheapest and the best quality for food.Which one do you shop at and why?

My mate just went in for a wee op.. Tells me He had to have an injection ...Needle was about quarter of an inch.... But he recons its an optical illusion. He was inJectet in one of his nuts and says...

gonzo00

people with funny names?

sales rep came into work today,all was going well until she gave me her card. her name was....myrtle turtle! i couldn't stop myself from laughing...she gave me a right telling off an stormed out....

marlasinger

cremola foam

did you ever?

marlasinger

It is well known that men hate shopping

Yet like most men I get dragged around Tescos by the missus and it bores me to tears. I try to cheer myself up by secreting unlikely purchases into people's trolleys when they are not looking (ribbed...

stokemaveric

gift

what is the most precious thing you have ever given someone?

marlasinger

Slushpuppies

Did they make your head hurt? What was your favorite flavor? Did you use a straw or sook it up? I like blue. It made my tongue dark blue and I would stick it out at dogs, to scare them.

gonzo00

wardy's been busted.lol!

he has returned as marlasinger...just knew he didn't have the swingers for this game...please discuss my friends!

styley

When does summer start?

I always thought it started on june 21st but someone told me today that today, may 1st is the start of summer. Confused.

kev1

wesley snipes

Has Wesley Snipes just been given a jail sentence of three years?

marlasinger

What is the best way to remove a cork

That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.

marlasinger

In the UK both sex with a dead person and sex with an animal are illegal.

What about sex with a dead animal? Is that a legal loophole? Or a double whammy?

marlasinger

I was recently speeding on a dual carriageway at night

And got flashed by the speed camera, but I was a bit drunk and driving on the wrong side, i.e.g. into oncoming traffic. Can I still get fined? I could not make out the speed limit signs as it would...

marlasinger

Once you have killed your pet

Is it legal to barbeque it in the UK?

bekib86

Dog Worries

I woke up on tues evening to hear my dog violently heaving downstairs, i let her out but she was not sick. Since then she hasnt been eating properly and has had a bad stomach also. When i give her her...